Main developer of AndHow. Acoustic guitar player and Dad.

Joined October 2011
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“Blaze your glory!” The new Twitter/X tagline so neatly captures what the tagline for X should be.
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28 Jul 2023
All my X’s were tweet mess’ges.
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Claire’s is _the place_ for old model cellphone cases.
16 Nov 2022
If Artemis 1 blows up on launch hours after Trump launches his presidential campaign, people would make the connection, right?
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15 Nov 2022
TFW: You walk into the coffee shop you always go to, and all the people working there and sitting at the tables are different.
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15 Nov 2022
And this is not what coffee tastes like, is it??
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15 Nov 2022
We’re these walls tope last Tuesday??
Ultra-wealthy of the 1980s: “I loved my new shaver so much, I bought the company!” Ultra-wealthy of 2022: “I hate this company so much, I bought it and fired all of its employees!”
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MN is in the top 12!
The top 12 states to live in
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29 Oct 2022
Classic conditioning, right? If you drink coffee when you feel sleepy, your body learns to be sleepy when you drink coffee. Solution: Drink coffee when you are sleepy AND not sleepy.
is there a reason i feel sleepy after drinking coffee? did i cross some sort of caffeine threshold and go back all the way around?
15 Sep 2022
I can add nothing to this headline.
Fire breaks out on stage at Panic! At The Disco's St. Paul show. bringmethenews.com/minnesota…
13 Sep 2022
This is fascinating!
Ever wonder how airplanes take off with those giant banners behind them? Well, it’s not at all how I thought: youtu.be/c54gGWbYPrM

28 Aug 2022
B’Limey! The lime juice given to British Navy sailors (thus ‘Limeys’) didn’t prevent scurvy: idlewords.com/2010/03/scott_…

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28 Aug 2022
The irony is that scurvy was ‘solved’ in 1747 - Just eat lemons - But no one knew why that worked, so eventually the British Navy swapped ineffective processed lime juice for lemons. The sailors became ‘Limeys’, named for a cure that didn’t work.
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28 Aug 2022
Around the time they switched to lime juice, however, steamships made trips shorter so sailors arrived home before scurvy could set in. It wasn’t until the Arctic expeditions around the 1900’s that scurvy came back despite the lime juice.
25 Aug 2022
Farmer: Can you help me with this XL Sheep?
me: look at my Rubric Cube you: you mean Rubik’s Cube me: [puts a checkmark in the “does not do what I ask” box on my Rubric Cube]