*muffled sounds of gorilla violence*
Joined September 2019
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25 Nov 2019
One day I'm going to have 3 cats and their names will be Pudding Tate, Noodle Jones, and Barista Robinson.
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Recently I have been told that not being a gamer makes me more attractive.
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Everyone who says "larp" instead of "poser" is a poser.
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They should invent a type of bowel movement that doesn't cause a depressive mood swing.
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Don't get me wrong, I think this "looksmaxxing" trend for men is harmful overall, but I dislike that this comic's message is basically "You shouldn't mature into a sexual being and/or modify your body because it will make your mom sad you aren't a cute little baby anymore."
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You have to make a lot of sacrifices in a relationship. For instance, my partner has brought with them a bottle of Head & Shoulders shampoo, and now the song Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes has been playing incessantly in my head for the past hour.
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squidward got "no fats no fems" in bio just to exclude two very specific people in mind
Grindr in bikini bottom probably sucks so bad
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World's Greatest Organism retweeted
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Harrowhark kicked Gideon in the face.
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I think the interior of a home should be primarily brown and green. This is my new idea.
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Every time I see one of these charts it's got some weird esoteric shit on it that's not on any of the other charts, and I'm not convinced anyone in history has been anal enough about color differentiation that any of these codes were in real use beyond 5ish of the obvious ones.
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Wearing a red and teal handkerchief to the Homestuck event so people will talk to me about daverezi. Sorry that's the most sexual queer event I have ever been to. I am now dating someone I met there and they're visiting me on Tuesday. Been meaning to tweet about this.
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Felt I should clarify by "weird esoteric shit" I didn't mean there's anything wrong with any of these things, just that some of them are way too narrow and specific when there's already a limited range of colors that they average person is going to differentiate and remember.
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Recently misread it as "Women want me, fish finger me."
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There's so many bird sounds right now. They're echoing.
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I like a lot of Porter Robinson's music but the problem is that he thinks I want to fuck him, and I don't.
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Where can I get a good matzo ball soup in this town?
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I'm so much colder now than I ever was in the winter because a few weeks ago the building turned off the heat, which previously made my apartment so hot I usually had a window open unless it was below freezing outside. Confusing to my body.
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Love when I randomly do even more nothing than usual in a day and just sit paralyzed feeling the negative effects it is having on my body and mind in great detail but still not doing anything.
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Why can't I find any angst fics about her and Aranea? Do people just forget that was a thing? Generally I don't think people understand her at all, but to get into that would take forever. I don't think it's possible for her to have a fulfilling life with Vriska, how about that.
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