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That’s right, it’s better than real
Mar 14
At Wisconsin airport and dude next to me is wolfing down cheese curds this place is not real 😭
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very 48 year-old man who still fits in a locker thing to post
Feb 10
I’m not even being sarcastic but I highly doubt triple crown winners got stuffed in lockers growing up. Keep taking pictures dork.
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Jan 17
this guy sucks
I was on a San Francisco jury where they wanted to acquit a repeat offender who burglarized an apartment garage. They kept saying they weren’t convinced 100% and I had to explain it was beyond a REASONABLE doubt not ANY doubt. I convinced the other 11 and he was found guilty, but had I not refused to vote NOT guilty and held up their weekend, he would have been set free.
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14 Dec 2025
when me and my gang pull up
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12 Dec 2025
in a twist nobody saw coming, one of the dumb ugly losers employed by barstool is now incel-posting
Tyler Robinson killed a far more hated man than Luigi.
No fan accounts for Tyler Robinson. No TikTok edits. No woman with "I <3 Tyler" shirts outside of the court.
Forgotten by the world.
Attraction is everything.
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13 Nov 2025
but his son's birthday isn't until February...
13 Nov 2025
FETTERMAN HOSPITALIZED AFTER EARLY MORNING FALL, SUFFERS MINOR INJURIES
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5 Nov 2025
he dropped out u guys didn't have to do this
4 Nov 2025
UW–Madison remembers Dick Cheney PhDx’68, a distinguished public servant known for his leadership and enduring impact on American politics.
uwalumni.com/news/honoring-r…
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4 Nov 2025
GIANNIS HITS THE GAME WINNER AT THE BUZZER!
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3 Nov 2025
acab
3 Nov 2025
Disney has released Judy Hopps’ 4 favorite films on the ‘Zootopia’ version of Letterboxd.
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1 Oct 2025
the opposite is true for american dad
1 Oct 2025
As you get older there are increasingly more episodes of family guy you haven’t seen
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19 Sep 2025
do we get it off for work?
HONORING KIRK: The Senate passes a resolution declaring October 14, 2025, Charlie Kirk's birthday, as the National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk.
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18 Sep 2025
he doesn't wear loafers he wears dress shoes w/ sneaker soles
17 Sep 2025
if i ever find out who this was i'm going to beat him to death with his own loafers
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17 Sep 2025
I’m Francesca Hong, and I’m running for Governor of Wisconsin.
I’m a single mom juggling two jobs—and I bring my lived experience into every room I walk into. From the State Capitol to night shifts behind the bar, I know what working people are up against.
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11 Sep 2025
they gonna have one for david duke when he goes too?
10 Sep 2025
Before tonight's game we held a moment of silence in memoriam of Charlie Kirk.
Kirk founded the youth activist group “Turning Point USA” and had become a fixture on college campuses. Charlie Kirk, a husband and father of two children, was 31 years old.
ALT Moment of silence at Yankee Stadium for Charlie Kirk.
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24 Aug 2025
lead poisoning
23 Aug 2025
Is there a name for the phenomenon of becoming more conservative as you get older?
I can't fucking fathom how I actually believed some of the things I did 10 years ago 🙈😂
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