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michael πŸ›οΈπŸ @eh_toque

"In Times New Roman the Villains come Like Clockwork" - Josh Homme

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michael πŸ›οΈπŸ@eh_toque
25 Nov 2023
I can’t believe they quote tweeted my shitpost 😭😭😭
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JFresh@JFreshHockey
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Emil Andrae, acquired by TOR, is a two-way defenceman who has done well in sheltered minutes. A very high-motor and involved player who zooms around the ice a bunch and even throws some hits but........ he is 5'9.
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There will now no longer be free-to-air hockey in Canada moving forward (outside Olympics)
Sportsnet PR@SportsnetPR
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A joint statement from Sportsnet and CBC:
After a successful 12-year partnership, Sportsnet and CBC today announced the public broadcaster will no longer carry NHL broadcasts after the current season as it moves forward with a new sports programming strategy following the unprecedented success of the Milano/Cortina Olympic Games. Watching hockey on Saturday night is a time-honoured tradition for Canadians, and Sportsnet is privileged to continue delivering that tradition. This has been a terrific partnership, and both parties look forward to continued opportunities to collaborate in the future.

ALT After a successful 12-year partnership, Sportsnet and CBC today announced the public broadcaster will no longer carry NHL broadcasts after the current season as it moves forward with a new sports programming strategy following the unprecedented success of the Milano/Cortina Olympic Games. Watching hockey on Saturday night is a time-honoured tradition for Canadians, and Sportsnet is privileged to continue delivering that tradition. This has been a terrific partnership, and both parties look forward to continued opportunities to collaborate in the future.
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Jason Gregor
@JasonGregor
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Response via text from an NHL player agent when I asked about Oilers coaching rumour… β€œThe opportunity to play with McDavid or Draisaitl is diminished with the potential to be coached by Babcock. It is a valid concern voiced to me by a few of my clients.”
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PuckPedia
@PuckPedia
Jun 15
The #GoJetsGo signed 28 y/o F Walker Duehr to a 2 year $875K cap hit contract Yr 1: $850K NHL, $425K Minors Yr 2: $900K/$425K/$450K Guaranteed Rep'd by Dean Grillo @o2ksports puckpedia.com/player/walker-…

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Good signing imo
Winnipeg Jets
@NHLJets
Jun 15
South Dakota’s favourite NHLer is back ✍️ We have signed forward Walker Duehr to a two-year contract!
We have agreed to terms with forward Walker Duehr on a two-year, two-way contract extension with an average annual value in the NHL of $875,000.

ALT We have agreed to terms with forward Walker Duehr on a two-year, two-way contract extension with an average annual value in the NHL of $875,000.
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Tony X
@soIoucity
Jun 15
Front row cuck chair is crazy
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KnightsMuse
@KnightsMuse_
Jun 15
Man it sucks to see the other side of the final. Gotta feel for Carter after all he gone through to get the that point.
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Mike McKenzie@MikeMcKenzie11
Jun 15
Update: Carolina 54% , Vegas 54% If your team is under 50% you either have a system problem, a personnel problem or both. Hoping to be a statistical anomaly is not a fun nor healthy way to live.
Mike McKenzie@MikeMcKenzie11
Mar 6
Trade deadline stat for NHL fans to chew on: In the last 9 years, of the 18 teams that have made the Cup final only 2 teams have had a regular season xG% below 50% (1 of them won the Cup) and only 4 of the 18 have been below 52%. Currently 7 of 16 playoff teams sit below 50%
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Sportsnet
@Sportsnet
Jun 15
THE DANES πŸ‡©πŸ‡°
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Jeff Marek@JeffMarek
Jun 15
Amazing. No superstars, just a solid team of really good players, smart management, excellent coaching, great analytics department.
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Nikolaj Ehlers, on the ice defending the lead with the Stanley Cup on the line, on why he left Winnipeg and signed in Carolina. From a story by @corylav
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nytimes.com/athletic/7132039…

Hurricanes’ Nikolaj Ehlers isn’t filling a top-line role, but the team is better for it

The player known as "Jet" has brought a scoring boost to Carolina's checking line

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679 Enthusiast@marionumber4
Jun 12
Guys making $30k a year when you say that becoming a trillionaire shouldn’t exist
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
Jun 12
Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.
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TSN
@TSN_Sports
Jun 12
CYLE LARIN TIES THE GAME FOR CANADA!

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cecidrai@cecidrais
Jun 12
DAVOOOO 😫😫

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McDavid looked happier watching the soccer than he did at any point playing hockey 😭😭
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Cory Lavalette
@corylav
Jun 12
Three assists for Ehlers
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Nikolaj Ehlers.
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