found my little brothers soundcloud and holy shit i did not know he was this good why didnt he tell us… imma promote him if he wont do it himself on.soundcloud.com/JzCgapwE9y…

the crown is so good you lowk forget the british monarchy is one of the longest lasting evils left in the world

lets go knicks

i always believed in the knicks i just never talked about it until right now

YAYY TY

younger brother asked me for a beer and a red bull… what is he planning

who got $20

in my early 20s i had two best friends that really didnt get along and had nothing in common outside of me and theyd constantly fight over me and its when i realized love can take so many forms… i also loved the attention like yesssss block each other and then lets all go eat

took an adderall this morning and all ive accomplished is rolling a really nice blunt and sorting my socks by color for some reason

texas is awesome because for at least 2 months out of the year you’re like “yeah i cant let any sunlight in my house at all or it becomes an oven” like its normal

she should shoot him and the dog

hello

This was not true for most of modern history and our time period is exceedingly weird for treating it as normal

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

sometimes i feel like the way people talk about autism on this website obscures the fact that it mostly makes you very bad at recognizing when something you’re doing is annoying

there is lowkey no one to fall in love with anymore everyone sucks now

she did so much ketamine she became trans… #ManySuchCases

This is the kinda sound that made me fall in love with the Maria’s think ill fall in love with this album too

EVERYONE GO BUY NOW

ITS SO FUCKING HOT x.com/i/broadcasts/1nxeLLjeq…

the hardest part of budgeting is living like i have no money even tho i do and its right there but im gonna be strong and see if someone will send me $20 instead