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Evan Johnson @ejohnson_830
Joined October 2014
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Evan Johnson @ejohnson_830
19 Oct 2017
#tbt to when I wore the world’s greatest Halloween costume
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Jon Rothstein
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1 Mar 2025
1 hour until March.
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Koi Perich @koiperich3
6 Oct 2024
Who’s lebron
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stayed up late last night trying to decide if i’d rather live in the wii resort wuhu island or the big ten commercial
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telling my roommates not to throw out my boxed wine because i’m letting it age
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really wish college graduations would have a 50 50 raffle in the middle of them
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this came to me in a dream
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brainstorming 2024 new year’s resolutions
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#twincities marathon i’m devastated. been training the last 10 days for this
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if you fall asleep with your glasses on do you see better in your dreams?
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^asking for a friend
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does joey chestnut ever eat hot dogs for lunch recreationally
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my discussion post responses are basically mad libs at this point
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Marisa Georgi @MarisaGeorgi
22 Jan 2022
Just sold 14 cases of Spotted Cow to a single customer at 9:15am. It’s Packers gameday in Wisconsin.
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they should serve freezey pops at restaurants
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my social skills post pandemic have reverted back to a 6th grade level
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shout out thomas middle school
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i wonder if his close friends ever called him jimbo bonds
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rip antagonist 2
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fran$$$ @yungmoolabb
16 Jun 2020
thinking about that one time my grandma went viral and she still has no idea to this day. also how my cousin got no credit for this tweet
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