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E.B. White “This Is New York” for the 21st century @nyknicks
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Mariska’s vibes w the Knicks/Jalen Brunson are like English teacher that really believed in you in HS and still knows your family/is there for your successes but instead it’s teaching you about JUSTICE and it’s the NBA Finals
She was quiet because she was busy crafting this 😭
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Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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job’s done ✅
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Watching #NBAFinals from room in Portland Maine. Literally how has no one made a single point yet.
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Child in elevator also wearing orange and blue and my mom blurted out “THOSE ARE KNICKS COLORS” (he was a fan too)
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For the 30th year in a row, "Return of the Mack" is the song of the summer
I used to think that saying the song of the summer was "Return of the Mack" every summer was a great bit by @Passionweiss, until I matured a little and realized the truth: it's not a bit, it's just the song of every summer
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Walking down my block before 8 am I have already had moments with two people in Knicks jerseys including a GUY PAVING THE ROAD. I love this city and I love OG ANUNOBY
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NEW YORK CITY HAS THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN
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SPEECHLESS. LFGK.
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OG Anunoby is worth every dollar the Knicks pay him.
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26 Apr 2014
I Think a part of me will always be filled with hatred
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omg Pink just did, like, 200 spins while 40 feet in the air while dressed as Peter Pan to open the Tony Awards
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John Lithgow treating the statuette like a fidget spinner, don’t act like you wouldn’t #TonyAwards
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“Gitchie gitchie Laurie Metcalf” new vocal stim for the most annoying people you know just dropped #TonyAwards
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Replying to @Boringstein
you’re only a real New Yorker if you got sick from eating too many chicken tenders at Mars 2112
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Just screamed so loud I vibrated a glass I LOVE THE KNICKS
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Just clapped so hard for the Knicks that my running watch thought I was in a car crash
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I worry that Wembanyama will get caught up in the distractions of New York City, like the Rose Reading Room at the public library or the upcoming conference on participatory futures at The New School
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