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heather @elf_irl
Joined March 2010
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heather@elf_irl
28 Feb 2024
After the most agonizing 40 mins of my life I finally got my copy! ❤️❤️ so relieved @FairyLoot
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heather@elf_irl
22 Aug 2023
Kevin do you still have my tweet notifications on?
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Angenette Levy
@Angenette5
1 Jun 2022
Statement from #JohnnyDepp on winning his defamation lawsuit against his ex-wife, #AmberHeard @LawCrimeNetwork
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heather@elf_irl
5 Aug 2021
Was thinking of getting a fish today. Needed this reminder
heather@elf_irl
16 Dec 2017
I never want to own a fish again
heather@elf_irl
31 Mar 2021
I love s8n @mschf x @LilNasX #satanshoes satan.shoes?n3
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Jahmez@Jame_Sperry
7 Nov 2020
I'VE WAITED FOUR YEARS TO BE ABLE TO POST THIS
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Richard Cranium@1AMbowlocereal
8 Nov 2020
#Earthquake on the East Coast, 2020 continues to 2020

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heather@elf_irl
30 Oct 2020
I’ll trade nook mile tickets if anyone has blue roses #ACNHtrade #acnh
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anonymous@uriabuse
7 Jun 2020
Another on Price
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anonymous@uriabuse
6 Jun 2020
Price Alexander.
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iqra@iqraanabi
15 Mar 2020
“how’s self quarantine going?”
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Jake Embery@jake_embery99
31 Oct 2019
How it feels walking up to Harry’s bar
🌍@EarthDiscovers
27 Oct 2019
Climbing up the Ambuluwawa Tower in Kandy, Sri Lanka 🇱🇰
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heather@elf_irl
12 Sep 2019
I am the chosen one! Do I get a prize? @Oreo
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heather@elf_irl
7 Sep 2019
Who knew there’d come a day where @OzzyOsbourne is on a song with post Malone and Travis fucking scott
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tutz@J_Money1223
28 Jul 2019
How crazy is it that we all almost fuckin died yesterday and we had no idea
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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
11 Jul 2019
...or a very nervous and skinny version of Pocahontas (1/1024th), as your President, rather than what you have now, so great looking and smart, a true Stable Genius! Sorry to say that even Social Media would be driven out of business along with, and finally, the Fake News Media!
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pickleweasel@patchshit
12 Jul 2019
i always say thank u to siri when i’m stoned cuz i convince myself she’s like the bitch from smart house
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heather@elf_irl
22 Jun 2019
So my mom likes to collect the solar panel bobble things and the first one we ever bought was a flower plot with three yellow flowers sprouting out. BUT MY CAT ATE OFF ALL OF THE FLOWER HEADS!! and now this is all that’s left. AND SHE STILL HAS IT CAUSE THE CAT LIKES IT!! 😂
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