1,192 Photos and videos
Eli retweeted
Jun 14
L pops lavar ball woulda called lonzo the greatest of all time
56
404
16,647
235,400
Eli retweeted
Jun 14
This is why Lavar Ball is one of the best basketball dads ever.
If this was Lonzo he’d call him the GOAT with a straight face
Jun 14
Rick Brunson: “I'm gonna stop the argument too… No disrespect, I love my son… Patrick Ewing is the greatest Knick I've ever witnessed” 👀
253
6,106
66,616
2,028,150
Eli retweeted
Jun 15
So the entire family can have a cup holder, keep up Skylar
Jun 14
Why does every car in America have enough cup holders for an entire family?
44
2,092
72,082
975,311
Eli retweeted
Jun 15
Are you about to tell Americans what constitutes a burger. Are you really going to do that. Is that your move. Really.
Jun 15
Americans will call a chicken burger a “chicken sandwich” even though it’s clearly in a burger bun
Community note
A burger tends to differ from a sandwich due to the patty, not the bun. There are chicken burgers that have patties made of chicken, the image in the tweet has no such patty.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patty
budgetbytes.com/chicken-burger/
208
6,043
102,468
1,923,630
Eli retweeted
Europeans make fun of American eating habits, just to come over the pond and have the most mind blowing experience over a mid chicken joint.
249
3,257
50,505
821,251
Eli retweeted
Jun 15
bro it’s like 14th game and i haven’t even seen a stadium being reused yet
281
1,806
82,268
2,755,539
Eli retweeted
Jun 15
I have to ring a buzzer to get mouthwash at CVS
Jun 13
Elon Musk is a trillionaire but it’s def the people on SNAP ruining your life
305
1,717
51,157
1,928,682
Eli retweeted
Literally what the fuck are you talking about?
Jun 14
It's impossible to explain to a Yank what Cheddar cheese is like. Their only reference point is liquidised knob cheese in a spray can. We should be mindful of their limitations.
Community note
An American-made cheddar cheese was named the best cheddar cheese by the most recent World Cheese Awards in Bern, Switzerland.
gff.co.uk/for-producers/…
gff.co.uk/directory/prod…
287
1,738
52,219
2,842,875
Eli retweeted
People don't seem to understand American abundance. This is the specialty cheese section, which is completely separate from the rest of the dairy aisle where you'd get things like string cheese and regular cheap block cheddar.
We have everything, and in ridiculous quantities.
211
1,076
37,077
2,994,991
Eli retweeted
Jun 14
we were lied to about the united states
1,161
3,775
118,991
13,688,011
Imagine taking your Nordic supermodel girlfriend to Golden Corral and she is blown away.
95
497
16,100
550,226
Eli retweeted
Jun 14
dumbest shit imaginable happening there and it's so cool man, what a great city
Jun 12
Knicks fan threw a banana into the crowd and it promptly came back to him 😭🍌👏
30
3,573
50,418
939,049
Doing this with your best friends on both stages is something out of a Disney Channel Original Movie
116
10,420
113,164
1,867,387
Eli retweeted
Jun 14
I love seeing what people from other countries put on their USA bucket lists because it is not the stuff we think it will be.
They’re not saying “Grand Canyon” or “New York City.”
They’re saying Buc-ee’s, a Big Gulp, Texas BBQ, baseball, a rodeo, a drive thru, Chipotle, a gun range, and watching something completely ridiculous happen in a Walmart parking lot.
And the funny part is they’re not wrong.
America is so normal to us that we forget how bizarre and entertaining it probably looks from the outside.
If somebody came here and asked you for the real American experience, what are you making them do first?
389
555
8,583
263,462
Eli retweeted
Jun 14
I kinda understand why the US is hosting the World Cup. You can’t find this type of atmosphere anywhere else, it genuinely looks unreal
720
1,412
24,469
1,055,553
Eli retweeted
Jun 14
NYC is a real city. Nowhere in Texas can you find this aura & energy.
16
32
1,073
56,222
Eli retweeted
How bad is the food in the UK to where Golden Corral is a revelation?
1,463
15,205
237,407
6,259,992