the scream emoji
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15 Jan 2023
I don’t know what the sun is
13 Jan 2023
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14 Jan 2023
Will never forget the look of pure pity on my friend’s face when he suggested we take a trip to Nassau and I thought he meant NASA, as in the Kennedy Space Center in Florida, and said “omg can we go to the rocket garden??” 😔
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30 Jul 2022
her hips literally cannot lie under oath
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11 Feb 2022
Just saw two people have a real life meet-cute in a Sprouts and my faith in humanity has been restored
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11 Feb 2022
They literally bumped into each other in the nutrition bar aisle and have been talking for the last ten minutes while I bumble around them trying to pick the right Lara Bar
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11 Feb 2022
I hope they get married and raise beautiful, hippie, Sprouts-shopping children
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