Software engineer. Scriptwriter. Agent: @imagine_talent. Runs @DearHarrySpock. 2021 BFI NETWORK x BAFTA Crew. Austin Film Festival semifinalist 2020. She/Her.

Joined April 2009
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Hey @joythestore I’ve emailed and called several times for help but heard nothing - I have an online gift card that says it has been redeemed, when it’s never been used to purchase anything! I bought it as a Christmas present. And now it’s useless. Please can you help me?
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Basically the best thing on YouTube.
TENNNNNN MILLLIONNN VIEEEWWWSSS
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A man on the tube asked me for parenting advice on when to circumsize his two week old boy. I told him I wouldn’t know as my baby is a girl. And it’s a weird question to ask a stranger.
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I thought he was going to offer me his seat.
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Poo’s for shoes, or shoes for poo’s?
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Things overheard whilst my husband changes our crying baby, “of course you’re upset - you had a massive fart to do.”
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Best AITA of all time
AITA for refusing to talk to my boyfriend becuase he won't stop using the phrase: "Do you want some "Pwingys", for the room?". bit.ly/3tDUY0X
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Ellen Waddell retweeted
This is the most spectacular relationship problem I have ever read, shut down all the advice columns now.
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Went to a parent and baby screening of Men. Probably the worst film to see 12 days after a very intense labour.
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“Breathe me” by Sia, end of “Six Feet Under.” Perfection.
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Okay Stranger Things using "Running Up That Hill" has me thinking. What's the best use of music in film or TV? And why is it "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap in The OC?
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Multitasking
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Ellen Waddell retweeted
The Onion always gets it right
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Sleepy new mama
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I’m eight days overdue, I’ve made a distraction app, distraction Rogue from x men cake, and I’ve read my distraction book. Please recommend me more similar distraction books, in the same vein!
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A casual reminder that Kylie Minogue, Paul Rudd, Thom Yorke and Mariah Carey are all older than Jacob Rees-Mogg.
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As a way to distract myself from impending labour (and to learn something new) I build a lil simple app in React Native.
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If I sing Happy Birthday to her tomorrow do you think she’ll turn up on time?
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