Too many opinions for my own good, including: you're wrong about Buffalo; we need more progressives; drive to the end of zipper merges. I lead DC #BillsMafia🦬

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14 Jan 2025
So I have an @Expedia account and I have a @hotelscomhelp account and the two companies are now one but after being on four calls for 20 minutes I found that I can’t merge the accounts. This makes zero sense. Maybe @thepointsguy can help?

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11 Jan 2025
Dear @PortMiami: just got off an @MSCCruisesUSA cruise (#Seascape) and left my bag with two bottles of Sheridan’s Liqueur in it by the road as we got into the car. Right next to D Parking. Hope someone enjoys. But just wanted to say it’s not a bomb or anything. Just my duty free.

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23 Dec 2024
So what recourse do I have if I ordered a pair of @goodr glasses and @USPS apparently dropped them on my porch… even though they were holding my mail because I was on vacation? Obviously, they were not there when I got home. @USPSHelp?

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22 Dec 2024
Sitting for the last half hour on the tarmac waiting for our arrival gate to open. How is it 2024 in the USA and we haven’t figured out the whole ā€œGET A DIFFERENT GATEā€ thing that other countries do? Is this @BWI_Airport’s fault? @SouthwestAir’s fault? The @FAANews? Stupidity.

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10 Dec 2024
Good morning, @Flagdoku! Equatorial Guinea šŸ‡¬šŸ‡¶ is green with a triangle but my son got a red box in the middle square today. 😢
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10 Dec 2024
Hmm. Something else may be afoot. He also got a red box for Pakistan and that clearly works… and I used it this morning successfully.
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22 Nov 2024
Dear @Flagdoku: The color Red clearly covers more percentage of the flag of Hawaii than any other color. šŸ˜’

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23 Nov 2024
Hey, at least I can effectuate change on Flagdoku… ;)
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30 Oct 2024
Hi @wmata. There is festive pink puke on the floor of car 6083 headed to greenbelt. 🤮
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3 Oct 2024
To my Maryland state reps, @jwaldstreicher , @EmilyShetty , @jaredssolomon , @DelAaronKaufman : how can we get jerks like this off the streets? Does it matter that it’s across state lines? Wouldn’t we want out-of-staters obeying our laws?
$51,000 (FIFTY- ONE THOUSAND) in unpaid fines!
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11 Sep 2024
I’m so glad that I canceled that last-minute trip with doggo to #Springfield, Ohio. I mean, her name is Pancake, but she is not food. šŸ˜… #crisisaverted #thankstrump #debate

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4 Sep 2024
So for what it’s worth, a North Carolina-plated SUV with tags VCV3788 just blew through an intersection with a stop sign and a stopped school bus unloading a disabled student here in #SilverSpring MD. Anyone know if there’s anything anyone can do about this? #reckless @mcpnews

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8 Aug 2024
Much love for the new signage in Metro stations. Crazy that it took 50 years to get this easily understandable information on the signs. State border. Direction. Mind blown. 🤯 šŸš‡ @wmata #publictransportation
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1 Aug 2024
Tried SO HARD to avoid seeing outcomes for the ladies all-around final, but @washingtonpost goes and ruins it with a push notification to my work email. Seriously? How about writing ā€œspoiler alertā€ in the subject line and respecting those of us with jobs? 😤 @USAGym #SimoneBiles

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1 Aug 2024
So who at @NBC has decided viewers no longer want to see medal ceremonies? It’s bad enough that we don’t see anyone but Americans compete, but now we don’t even see American podiums? This is bizarre. @NBCOlympics @NBCOlympicTalk #Paris2024
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We gotta stop telling ā€œboth sidesā€ to tone down the political rhetoric Trump wasn’t attacked by a transgender member of MS-13 who snuck in w/the Mexican caravan to be radicalized by Black Lives Matter while majoring in CRT at Antifa University It was just another random, Dollar Store white boy with an unregistered, easily purchased semi-automatic light rifle BECAUSE IT ALWAYS IS
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25 Jun 2024
Thanks @planetmoney for the episode on pop-can pricing. Yesterday I went to @safeway and found ā€œhalf-gallonsā€ of oat milk were all different sizes, from 52-59 ozs. Although I still think they’re all trying to scam consumers, my issue is slightly different. 1/

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25 Jun 2024
My issue is this: the tag for each of these sizes shows you how much per weight the item costs. Great, no? Nope. None of the comparisons match. Some are per ounce, some per gallon. I’m likely the only person that has to multiply by 16 in the store. Everyone else just shrugs. 2/

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25 Jun 2024
Same goes for strawberries. Some are measured by weight, some by volume. Consumers supposedly have this law to protect them, but supermarkets and companies I feel are being unsportsmanlike here. Thoughts, @planetmoney ? 3/3

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