Security Engineer & ASE Certified Master Technician. Car hacking/security, PAM, Threat Hunting. @ElwellFunnyFarm | Opinions are my own, not my employer's

Joined January 2011
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@FBI and @PimaSheriff The website wigle.net list Bluetooth devices seen. Here's a PowerShell script that queries wigle's API using coordinates and well-known pacemaker manufacturers MAC addresses. hxxps://github.com/kevinelwell/PCSD/blob/main/README.md

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The U.S. Director of National Intelligence
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I started logging calls and sending demand letters for TCPA violations (I have been on the DNC list for 14 years). First time I did this, the company paid me $1500 and this year another company's legal counsel "called my bluff" so I filed suit, settling weeks later for $7500. Many are hard to track down, using virtual mailboxes and registered agents, etc - but there are ways to find them. These dirtbags must pay.
Approximately 36 calls every day offering me unsecured personal loans. How do I make it stop?
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PSA: boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob
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Huh. Am I the only one who didn't know that Microsoft makes a tool called EventLogExpert that is supposed to be an improved version of event viewer for IT/helpdesk people? github.com/microsoft/EventLo…
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How about an investigative journalist digging into this company that calls everyone I know 8-10 times a day? They don’t respect do not call lists or requests - current callback numbers are 855-357-2070 877-578-4104 and 877-578-4104 @VICE @FTC @CNN @FoxNews
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Inspired by @HackingDave awesome btra-scan tool
Replying to @FBI
@FBI and @PimaSheriff The website wigle.net list Bluetooth devices seen. Here's a PowerShell script that queries wigle's API using coordinates and well-known pacemaker manufacturers MAC addresses. hxxps://github.com/kevinelwell/PCSD/blob/main/README.md
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Jan 28
Applications are closing soon for electronics technician trainees at the #FBI. This role contributes to the reliability of investigative #technology used in active operations. Forge your path and apply today. #FBIJobs #NowHiring apply.fbijobs.gov/psc/ps/EMP…
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5 Nov 2025
Our team moved from LastPass to self-hosted Vaultwarden. The breaking point: - LastPass had another breach - $6.5 per user per month - 15-person team = $1170 annually - Limited control over data - Compliance team wasn't happy Why Vaultwarden: - Open source Bitwarden server - Written in Rust, lightweight - Single Docker container - Uses 10MB of RAM - All Bitwarden features for free The setup: - Deployed on t3.micro in private VPC - Behind Application Load Balancer - Let's Encrypt for SSL - PostgreSQL for data storage - Automated backups to S3 every 6 hours - Took 3 hours total including testing Cost breakdown: - EC2: $8/month - RDS: $15/month - Total: $23/month - Savings: $1147 annually The surprise benefits: - Full audit logs of who accessed what - No user limits for free - Emergency access configuration - Custom password policies - Data stays in our infrastructure 18 months later: - Zero downtime - Team actually uses it - Compliance audit passed easily
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I MADE A VOICE AI AUTOMATION AGENT FOR A REAL ESATE AGENT THAT MADE THEM $43,000 Literally created this bot in 20 mins with n8n Want a Doc workflow on how to do it? RT, Like & reply "AI” and I’ll DM it to you (Must follow for dm)
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14 Oct 2025
BREAKING: Home Depot has started giving out free training to Americans who want to work in HVAC, carpentry, electricity, & construction. The classes are self-paced and students will earn certifications they can use on their resumes. THIS IS AWESOME!
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hey @SunnovaEnergy! When is someone coming out to fix my system? Case number 24014008. You state you are still monitoring my system through your bankruptcy. My system said that is a lie.
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Show-MyApp, I've already talked about before, but maybe to refresh
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A woman shares about the current state of the sex life of marriages
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This Claude MCP AI Agent replaces your $200K Operations Teams. I probably shouldn't be sharing the exact system for free... while I was trying to catch Pikachu at 3am on Pokemon Go, it audited my entire business, found 12 bottlenecks, and built me 5 production-ready n8n agents the efficiency gain is absolutely INSANE most founders burn months hiring ops consultants who charge $500/hour just to tell you what's broken this agentic system does their entire job in minutes here's what happens when you deploy it: → runs complete business intelligence audit in 3 minutes (what takes consultants weeks) → identifies 12 workflow bottlenecks killing your efficiency → architects custom agentic systems tailored to your business → builds 5 autonomous AI agents with advanced error handling → creates intelligent orchestration layer syncing everything together → delivers complete operational transformation in under 10 minutes the entire audit that consultants charge $50K for now happens in 10 minutes ZERO technical knowledge needed ZERO expensive consultants required ZERO months of back-and-forth just describe your current setup and watch it build your agentic empire the math is stupid simple: $200K ops team salary vs one-time MCP deployment that's $16,600 saved monthly the system includes: - intelligent business stack analyzer - bottleneck detection AI - custom agentic architect - autonomous agent builder - complete deployment documentation this is the exact system building 7-figure operational infrastructure and you're getting it for free Follow RT comment "MCP" & I'll send you the FULL setup guide tonight don't sleep on this every week you wait is 30 hours of manual work you'll never get back
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Can you solve this?
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9 Mar 2025
#LivePD HUH? Huh?
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A little off the top. 15/10 do not recommend climbing in the dark
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