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When you forget youโ€™re forty years old! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜…
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To be fair, I had plans from the age of 13 and when none of them panned out because my mom said no to one of them, I just gave up making them.
I've moved through life not having a single plan in place and just letting things happen to me because "why not", devastating self doubt and enough spite to try everything just to prove I can do it. I'm 43 and I finally have "a plan". A plan that also "just happened to me".
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I've moved through life not having a single plan in place and just letting things happen to me because "why not", devastating self doubt and enough spite to try everything just to prove I can do it. I'm 43 and I finally have "a plan". A plan that also "just happened to me".
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i keep a document on my phone called "things that felt like the end of the world but weren't." every time i'm spiraling i add to it. then i read the old ones. "didn't get into first choice college" (met my best friend at second choice). "thought i'd never get over them" (can barely remember their face now. it's becoming proof that i can survive everything. even this.
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Charging my toothbrush, charging the razor, the flosser, downloading an app for every little thing. SIGNING IN TO EVERYTHING. FUCK, I'M SO OVER IT.
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I keep thinking about this tweet. Because oh my word the charging is toooo much!
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I think this is more gay than eating Snickers are normally
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I've sat in my office waiting for hours for students to rock up for meetings I especially came in for just for them to never pitch and never send an email to apologise. Now I have a rule that if you don't pitch, I won't see you physically for the rest of the term.
Oh. I had just 5 minutes to get to his office as I had an impromptu test that dragged. So I ran to his office to meet up with time. Got there panting. He offered me a seat, a sandwich and a cold drink. Then said "next time, just send an email, I'd understand". I wanted to cry because that's some form of trauma that I shouldn't have picked up if I came from a sane place.
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Oh, you got money, money
I made a big girl purchase yโ€™all โ€ฆโ€ฆ I bought 3 new bras ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜…
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He cheated on her multiple times during their relationship and she forgave him every time and defended him publicly. She also has helped him raise his two kids from previous relationships and treat them as her own. She supported him throughout his entire career and helped him get healthy again too. Now heโ€™s the one leaving her. Ladies this is why you need to stop forgiving him bum ass men who donโ€™t deserve you. If they cheat, LEAVE. Give an ugly man a chance and heโ€™ll act like he rules the world.
Jelly Roll has filed for divorce from wife Bunnie XO after 10 years of marriage, TMZ reports. (tmz.com/2026/06/15/jelly-rolโ€ฆ)
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Angikho happy ngo Sdumo๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ•Š This morning I missed my normal staff taxi that I use to go to work. So I got on this other taxi that came about 5 minutes after mine had passed. I went straight to the backseat and made myself comfortable by the side of the window. The driver and everyone else inside turned their heads on me as if I'd stolen something. It wasn't that, but it was due to the fact that I sat on Sdumo's seat. Only 2 seats were left in the taxi, one just behind the driver's seat and one at the back where I sat. This other lady started to tell me how angry Sdumo would be if he found me on his seat, and all the other people including the driver started convincing me to move before he came in so to avoid chaos but I didn't succumb to the pressure. We continued to wait for Sdumo for 3 more minutes, then he arrived, Sdumo is an unruly 7 year old primary school kid๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”
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โ€œAm I walking you, or are you walking me? Oh Iโ€™m walking you. OK.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ Proof that dog really understand what you say
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Thank you for this post!
Hi women, can you post pictures or talk about your academic achievements? I need some motivation this month. If you see this tweet, share it so women can see it.
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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me. - Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm. - I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs. I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured. That's love. ๐Ÿˆ ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›โ™ฅ๏ธ
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I needed you today Dr @Gugu_Noggy! Your picture, these comments: all of it. I needed this today. Thank you for being in this world.
Omg you guys..I didn't know that people thought I was clever;I don't even think that of myself..I was just doing something I loved and enjoy.Thanks for the โค๏ธ Moreover,I choose my most recent photo where I thought I ate;I didn't know that that it makes me look like a nurd ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Turns out that the thing I've been fretting about doing is already done. ๐Ÿ™ƒ
It's so strange how I've been working with Prof for almost 2 years now and I've never shown him my prompting guides for students until last Friday. He said, "Meagan. You can't be handing this out for free. This is very valuable work." Me: I-
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It's so strange how I've been working with Prof for almost 2 years now and I've never shown him my prompting guides for students until last Friday. He said, "Meagan. You can't be handing this out for free. This is very valuable work." Me: I-
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You know, if you have people discussing a sick person's will like they're entitled to the life they built I don't want to hear it. This sickness is in my father's bloodside and ion fux with it. I don't want to know.
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The whole point of apartheid btw.
Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.
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*Cartrack Rosebank is calling Gcina(deceased) that lady *They no longer knows her name *Employees are threatened to attend the funeral and to market the company(Cartrack)
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Current situation โ€ฆโ€ฆ

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