I heal babies and hypnotize men. It’s a living.
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10 Dec 2022
Wanna do a good deed?
Buy little moral boosters for the nurses, doctors, RTs, NPs/PAs, techs, etc. who work REALLY hard to save sick babies!
amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3D…
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Ember retweeted
17 Jan 2025
A happy #Severance Season 2 day to you all. 🤍
ALT Ben saying "maybe it would be good to keep our home life"
ALT "and our work life separate."
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15 Jan 2025
The Grand Central #Severance marketing pop-up is SO FUCKING COOL. I haven't been this excited for a Season 2 since The OA.
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14 Jan 2025
I have been awaiting a new keyboard for DAYS and it got "delivered" today. But it's nowhere to be found. I was supposed to get 3 packages delivered today and only 2 made it. I could cry.
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10 Jan 2025
I've been sick since Monday night. Whatever this is SUCKS.
I have such a stupid, weak voice too. Makes it hard to yell at people which is one of my great joys in life.
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Ember retweeted
9 Jan 2025
Karen Pence i was unfamiliar with your game
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25 Dec 2024
The is the tweet of someone who sniffs their own farts.
In the hospital, I've seen a TON of CPR. Compressions are virtually always performed by nurses.
I will delete my Twitter account if this is an attending. You only see egos this pathetically fragile on the new ones.
I just did CPR in a grocery store parking lot and when EMS arrived they asked if I was a nurse
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25 Dec 2024
It's also worth noting that RN is the most popular career for women in the US.
Statistically speaking, if you see a woman performing CPR, her most likely career is RN. That's how math works.
Hell, if you see a woman eating crackers, her most likely career is RN.
So calm down.
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Ember retweeted
10 Dec 2024
people will dissect the CEO shooter's online presence for years but the question of "what radicalized him" has a pretty obvious answer
he posted X-rays of his back surgery
he read multiple books about chronic back pain
he shot a health insurance CEO
he was radicalized by pain
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Ember retweeted
9 Dec 2024
Can't wait to see Dave Franco play Luigi Mangione in whatever TV series Ryan Murphy is currently creating
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26 Nov 2024
Also, I went to my friend's house and (after helping her clean and entertaining her toddler) her 3-week-old took a nap on me. I'm so full of happy hormones. 🥰
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Ember retweeted
24 Nov 2024
best scene of all time
23 Nov 2024
quote with a romcom scene that literally changed the trajectory of your life!
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Ember retweeted
16 Nov 2024
ALT April looking bored and saying "somebody punch someone."
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12 Nov 2024
I don't have nightmares. Like, a bad dream once in a blue moon, sure.
In the last week, I've had three VIVID nightmares.
I think it's just baseline anxiety/dread tumbling through my mind at all times.
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6 Nov 2024
We either have definitive proof time travel never gets invented... or definitive proof it does get invented and it's controlled by a supervillain.
Not sure which but it's definitely one of those.
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