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Emily Bernstein @emilybern

@realoverheardla / words in @the_belladonnas @pointsincase / podcast open.spotify.com/show/3ATSg / same name on bluesky

Joined June 2009
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Emily Bernstein@emilybern
1 May 2023
Elmo is the most relatable muppet because he's also on Wellbutrin
Elmo
@elmo
1 May 2023
April Showers ✅ Elmo is ready for May Flowers! Yeah baby!
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New York Post
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May 12
Demi Moore’s toned arms take center stage on Cannes Film Festival 2026 red carpet trib.al/DYJYRNx
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covid 2virus 2furious
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are you in love or are you just in a walkable city with public transit
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how it feels to work from home
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influencers at coachella should have to wear NASCAR suits with all of their sponsors
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Tommy Stella@tommy_stella
Apr 3
It’s kind of insane that we’re all lucky enough to live on this insignificant blue ball floating in an endless void that can somehow keep us alive indefinitely and yet a huge chunk of people want to ruin it forever in the name of an economic concept that we made up ourselves
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@ScottGustin
Apr 3
Like a grand and miraculous spaceship, our planet has sailed through the universe of time. Earth as seen from Artemis II.
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Me leaving the group hang when someone starts explaining a board game

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Lorem Ipsum would be a beautiful name for a girl
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when I hear my cat throwing up in the other room:

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Emily Bernstein@emilybern
2 Feb 2023
Why stop at groundhog day? We should predict everything with rodents. Put a gerbil in charge of the stock market
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I still don’t know who jelly roll is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask #grammys
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Just found out that therapists have their own therapists which implies the existence of a final boss therapist
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Fage gap relationship (she likes chobani)
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Sean Penn looks like he was cooked in the same air fryer as RFK jr #goldenglobes
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Treason's Greetings
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Instead of dry January I’m doing sigh January where I just walk around the house and sigh
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Ever since I was a little girl I wanted to ask my doctor about Skyrizi
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guy at the end of 'twelve days of christmas' : uhh this is 23 birds
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Emily Bernstein@emilybern
2 Dec 2024
women only want one thing and it’s Mr. Napkinhead
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matt bernstein@mattxiv
17 Dec 2025
please go to therapy and leave the rest of the world alone
Sam Altman
@sama
16 Dec 2025
Replying to @sama
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