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emma “is vibing” dalenberg @emmadcomedy

Minneapolis lady comic. Life has no rules enthusiast.

Joined December 2014
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CNN REPORTS AMERICAS LATEST EPIDEMIC: LEMONAIDS
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ShitpostGateway
@ShitpostGate
1 May 2023
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non aesthetic things
@PicturesFoIder
30 Apr 2023
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I think my inner child is feral
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Looks like a teet that would release bath salts
Terrible Maps
@TerribleMaps
7 Apr 2023
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The receptionists at therapy offices are always the bitchiest people…I’m coming here so I can stop being late and build some god damn life skills let’s quit with the attitude😮‍💨
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I could either replace my car mirrors, or sell it and move to chicago🤔
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Insanely helpful
Dr. Nicole LePera@Theholisticpsyc
4 Mar 2023
If you procrastinate, it's not because you're lazy. It's because your body is in a threat state:
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People say eat the rich, but I think I’d rather eat the poor if we’re talking flavor
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Rachel@scrap_icon
28 Feb 2023
When I was 15 I got sent home from my job at Target because I wrote “VICTIM” on my name tag after being reprimanded for taking too many cig breaks…
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Tall people comprise an international forest
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Am I getting my period or did I eat a lot of cheese
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Harrison Weinreb@harriweinreb
29 Dec 2022
You can tell who’s actually laid back at a party by just casually taking a gun out
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Maybe violence is the answer
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Ever love a pair of pants so much that you pop a tampon in even though you had your period 2 weeks ago?
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You think you can leave the trailer park, but the trailer park is within you
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Matt Post@MattPostSaysHi
19 Sep 2022
how is that like earth at all then
Latest in space
@latestinspace
3 Jun 2022
NEWS 🚨: NASA has discovered a nearby Earth-like exoplanet using the James Webb Telescope, but it rains lava at night
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*gets COVID *takes 5 day online breakdancing course *stays winning
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On a cabin trip with the homies. I feel like a dog being taken out by it’s owners.
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