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Emily Kowal @emottk

26 Feb 2021

I truly believe that if you are a billionaire you are also, by definition, a bad person.

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Emily Kowal @emottk

4 May 2023

stop selling me things!! I don’t need anymore things !! jc help a lady out and quit it

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Emily Kowal @emottk

25 Apr 2023

I’m depressed, but to the tune of “im a flirt”

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Emily Kowal @emottk

6 Mar 2023

a new social benchmark for me - if you have a visceral, shitty take on the way Lizzo lives her life, gtfo.

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Emily Kowal @emottk

27 Feb 2023

incredibly proud of these students for standing up against the bigoted bully that is their college president. #occupyConn #removeBergeron #supportDeanKing wshu.org/connecticut-news/20…

Students occupy Connecticut College buildings to pressure for president’s removal

Around 30 students at Connecticut College have locked themselves in key buildings on campus to ramp up pressure on the school’s Board of Trustees to oust their president.

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Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman

25 Nov 2022

Programming is chaotic magic. There are no rules. You ask a game dev “Can the player summon a giant demon that bursts from the ground in an explosion of lava?” and they’ll say “sure, that’s easy” and then you’ll ask “can the player wear a scarf?” and they’ll go “oof”

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jarvis johnson @jarvis

8 Nov 2022

idk how to explain it but twitter feels like season 4 of community rn

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Emily Kowal @emottk

7 Nov 2022

evergreen

Emily Kowal @emottk

26 Feb 2021

I truly believe that if you are a billionaire you are also, by definition, a bad person.

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Emily Kowal @emottk

5 Nov 2022

this is one of my least favorite quiet sexisms to the point where I’ll just live w broken things until I cant anymore

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Molly White

@molly0xFFF

5 Nov 2022

imagine deciding which engineers to keep around based on lines of code and choosing to keep the ones who wrote the MOST

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Emily Kowal @emottk

9 Sep 2022

just said “scuse me” while passing someone in the store and he said “no” and honestly? I weirdly respect it.

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Emily Kowal @emottk

28 Jul 2022

please make me stop biting my nails please

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cal?

@cal_gif

27 Jul 2022

the biggest downgrade the world has ever know. what the hell was this

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Emily Kowal @emottk

28 Jul 2022

the more I want to rot away the more I want to rot away the more I want to rot away the more I want to rot away the more I want to

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Emily Kowal @emottk

28 Jul 2022

this has been stuck in my head on loop for no good reason for the past hour so I’m giving it to Twitter to deal with

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taber @cakesandcourage

30 Jun 2022

Supreme Court votes 6-3 to deploy the dev branch directly to prod

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Emily Kowal @emottk

1 Jul 2022

is an audience necessary for art to exist?

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Emily Kowal @emottk

1 Jul 2022

if a tree falls in the woods yadayada

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Danny DeVito

@DannyDeVito

24 Jun 2022

Supreme Court my ass

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Emily Kowal @emottk

25 Jun 2022

I’ve never been more gaslit by a sunny day.

Emily Kowal @emottk

31 May 2022

bo burnham consistently makes me want to quit my job