never get invited 'cause I'm such a hater

Joined March 2023
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En otra vida yo le mordi el muslo a Sandro
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como me divierte el mundial por un momento te olvidas que la facultad te va a romper el orto
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Vimar top Guaymallen bottom
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No se a quien se le ocurrió poner el mundial al mismo tiempo que el final de cuatrimestre pero q sepa q lo odio
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Lavando mis corpiños a mano mientras escucho born to die
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are u a good person or do u lack the courage to be evil
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хоумлендер через несколько минут убьёт куча людей на этом самолёте но его причёска слишком вкусная чтобы об этом помнить
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Homelander yendo a comprar roast beef a la carnicería y como él no sabe le vendan pura grasa
Él teniendo q esperar horas en la guardia porq se engripó y es lit la primera vez q se enferma en su vida y piensa q se esta muriendo
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Así es pienso en él semanalmente
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when you're miserable af and your life is falling apart but you need to lock in
my fave homelander fake smiles compilation idk
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Que se supone que tengo que hacer con todas estas fotos ojalá pudiera quemarlas
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That one ex-friend that was lowkey supposed to be in your life forever
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Que era esta mezcla no
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El concepto de cruzarte a tu viejo en la calle y cruzarte de vereda
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I just fucked the baddest bitch ever but some of you might call it masturbation.
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Confrontation is fun cause what’s going to happen if we all just be honest?
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Hay q tener estómago
Julia Fox revealed in a recent interview that she broke up with Kanye West in 2022 due to the fact that Ye was always telling her everyday to eat his ass that it makes him sleep and she couldn’t cope with that. She said: “Our relationship was kinda weird. I mean, I act weird sometimes, but Ye was just something else. I don’t know if it’s because he was going through a heartbreak from his divorce with Kim Kardashian,who he told me was his soulmate and so he’ll never heal from it. But every time we were in the bedroom together, he always told me to eat his ass because it makes him sleep well, even though sometimes I didn’t wanna have s£x. Although I did it sometimes, I couldn’t cope with that. I told him, ‘I can’t keep eating your ass. You need to find someone for that.’ So I think him and Bianca Censori still together after two years plus, I actually think she has been able to match Ye’s nastiness, ‘cause I couldn’t.”
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This quote is fabricated. Julia Fox has never made these statements. In her memoir "Down the Drain" and subsequent interviews, she revealed that her brief relationship with Kanye West was non-sexual, and she ended it due to "unresolved issues." theguardian.com/film/2023/oct/… etonline.com/julia-fox-reve…
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The type of shit Riddler says when Batman's on his last nerve:
What has EARS but does NOT listen ??
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maybe the secret to having a good life is spending enough time outside to remember that you’re part of nature, not separate from it
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