“I'm like a biscotti. People act like I'm this sweet cookie, but I'm really this super hard thing that nobody knows what I am or why I am.”
Joined July 2011
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28 Sep 2025
.@instagram can you please please please help me understand wtf this is and how I’m supposed to proceed? Your knowledge article is not helpful, by the way!
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8 Feb 2024
If you're lucky enough to know Annie Tomasini, you're lucky enough. ❤️
Biden chooses longtime aide who runs his Oval Office to be a deputy White House chief of staff | @dsupervilleap 📰 bostonglobe.com/2024/02/08/n…
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14 Jun 2023
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23 May 2023
Scrolling randomly in my Notes app is like an archeological study of my own life usually I can follow the narrative but every so often I’ll find something like this and
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9 Apr 2023
From the historical records: Hyperactive vs. Inattentive ADD ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻
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9 Mar 2023
Wonderful piece from @BostonGlobe columnist @JimPuzzanghera on @SecMartyWalsh's tenure at @USDOL. I particularly liked the below, illustrating the incredible human impact DOL can have.
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25 Feb 2023
*holding a thing that needs to go upstairs*
I will just put this on the stairs to bring up next time I go
*deliberately ignores the thing and steps around it 5 times and then trips on the 6th*
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5 Jan 2023
POV: you’re from anywhere other than Mass and it’s Charlie Baker’s last day in office
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11 Dec 2022
We're getting a little bit of snow across much of Massachusetts today and @MassDOT plows will be out treating roadways.
And there's still 12 days left for kids to submit names for some of those plows through MassDOT's Name a Snowplow Contest!
mass.gov/how-to/submit-an-en…
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8 Dec 2022
Death Cab For Cutie and The Postal Service are embarking on a co-headlining tour to celebrate the 20th anniversaries of 'Transatlanticism' and 'Give Up' stereogum.com/2207863/death-…
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8 Dec 2022
In uncertain times, old friendships matter. More than that, they can prosper.
@SecMartyWalsh, my friend, thank you for being such an champion for workers and an ally of 🇨🇦🇺🇸 relations.
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30 Nov 2022
“why do you have so many tabs open” how about mind your business. I have tabs so old they’ll make your head fucking spin. I have shopping carts that date back to the Obama administration
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29 Nov 2022
Every holiday gift guide for “the man who has everything”:
1. Whiskey stones
2. Hydroflask
3. Beard oil
End of list
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26 Nov 2022
Let’s be entirely honest social media has only been a 100% net positive development for adoptable shelter animals
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23 Nov 2022
The PMs are back at home for Thanksgiving
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23 Nov 2022
Tonight @ 5 PM on the nightly news: People from New England who buy legal cannabis products are stealing all our croutons
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8 Nov 2022
Every single door, cabinet, and drawer in my 100 year old house when I crack a single window for the breeze at night
Erin Santhouse retweeted
31 Oct 2022
Happy Halloween from my doorstep to yours! Have a safe and fun night trick-or-treating 🎃🍭
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