25 days in the #我的刀盾 CTO. Time for a status report on what the dog doing. Let's start with the numbers: In these 25 days the X community grew from 0 to 6,000 members. And im talking about real members - community mods work around the clock removing bots, spam and phishing links. On top of an existing 3,000 community that was completely abandoned before we took over. For context, older and more established communities like Punch are sitting at the same number. In these 25 days we generated over 3,000 pieces of original content. Videos, absurd edits, memes, literally anything you can imagine. I've watched this community put a dog with a sword and a shield into every scenario known to man and not a single one missed. Most people will scroll past that number without understanding what it actually means. 3,000 unique pieces of content created by a bunch of strangers who came together over a meme. That level of output requires a kind of delusion that you can't fake or even buy. It also requires the people doing this to actually be having fun - because nobody is getting paid for any of this. Everyone who's here is here because they want to be. Because they feel like they belong to something special. And they do. A handful of projects straight up stole our memes and launched on every chain with every possible ticker. All of them had their five minutes of fame and disappeared into the void. Because you can copy content but you can never copy the community behind it. In these 25 days we generated over 2.3 million impressions on the @whatthedogdoins account. From an account that's less than a month old and spent the first half of its life shadowbanned with limited reach. But you can't contain a meme that's spreading like that. And in these 25 days I must have hit the translate button on X maybe a thousand times. Japanese, Chinese, Europeans, Americans - all sharing their own memes, their own thesis, their own edits. In their own language. Without anyone asking. This dog didn't just build a community. It built a borderless one. And I don't think people have fully processed what that means yet. As i had said in a previous post, I've been here long enough to have watched Pepe and WIF launch. 5 billion dollar memes don't look like 5 billion dollar memes to most people early on. They look like a small group of delusional bagworkers who won't shut up. Then the ceilings start breaking and slowly everyone catches on. The dog is already breaking ceilings. It's just a matter of time before you see it too.

People keep asking me why I'm so interested in $GAPLA. Look at this screenshot. Hundreds of comments debating abortion laws, AI regulation, infrastructure, housing, criminal justice and immigration policies. All of them posted within the last few hours. Not on some government forum. In the Discord of a country that doesn't even officially exist yet. At some point this stops looking like a holder base and starts looking like the early stages of a society. Most people assume the biggest challenge for a micronation is finding land. In reality, the hard part is getting enough people to care. That's the one problem most micronations never solve. Looking at this screenshot, these kids might have solved it.

Latest Instagram post from solana:3y3X6Bk6zpZpaFJ1KYJ7b33HbFM7ip5TqQPYLWJhpump is already at 1M views and 100k likes after just two days. Also heard they had an interview with RTL last night and that the journalist ended up applying for e-residency. Apparently they've been approached by German national TV as well. The media flywheel is starting. Most people still have no idea what's coming.

I keep saying that solana:3y3X6Bk6zpZpaFJ1KYJ7b33HbFM7ip5TqQPYLWJhpump is one of those stories where people outside crypto will understand its significance way before people inside crypto do. Feels like we're watching that happen in real time.

Guy spent $10k buying his own coin's vamp just so he could FUD it publicly on fomo. Ended up being his best trade. Can't make this shit up.

If trading shitcoins has taught me anything, it's that charts rarely do this by accident

I probably shouldn't make it this easy for yall and you should do your own DD But remember that micronation founded by a bunch of zoomers that's being funded by a pumpfun coin? Most people tailed Gake and Marcell into it, got rinsed, then flooded the $GAPLA Discord asking wen this and wen that like the average crypto pleb operating on a 10 minute attention span with borrowed conviction from some farmer kol The thing is, these kids have been actively building this thing for years. The coin was introduced to them like a week ago. It's pretty clear they operate on a completely different timeline than most "traders" want, and honestly that's bullish as fuck because by now most of those "traders" are gone. I did some digging and found out they were actually invited to speak at the @UN about their micronation, their plans and their vision for sovereignty in an internet-native world. While people were bitching at them to do some circlejerk spaces tour with random crypto hosts, these kids were thinking bigger than most trenchers ever will. Just yesterday they announced an interview with @RTLNL, part of one of the biggest media groups in Europe, to talk about their country. While everyone was waiting from some CT KOL to write some article telling them what to think, these kids are creating a story so wild, where those artices will be written by the mainstream media instead. And later this month they're actually heading to the Croatian border to set foot on the land they claim belongs to Gapla and document the entire expedition online. I need you to seriously think for a minute about how this plays out. A bunch of teenagers funded by a memecoin travelling across Europe to claim territory for their country. In my mind they either make it, which is great for the story, or they end up getting chased around the Croatian border police while documenting the whole thing on TikTok. And honestly i'm not even sure which outcome is more bullish. So yeah, the fact the coin funding this entire thing is sitting around 50k right now makes it one of the more asymmetric bets i've seen in a while. CT might have you thinking the story is over. When in reality, it hasn't even started yet.

imagine you’re @a1lon9 for a second the same guy who tried pushing the hantavirus coin as a new financial primitive for attention markets now suddenly you have an actual country • the newest and fastest growing one in the world right now • founded by a bunch of 17yos • already going viral across social media • in talks with the united nations • organically pulling more attention than 99% of things on the internet and this country endorses a pumpfun coin, solana:3y3X6Bk6zpZpaFJ1KYJ7b33HbFM7ip5TqQPYLWJhpump • the coin funds the country through fees • top holders get citizenship and the whole thing keeps spreading because the story itself is inherently viral zoom out for a second and think about how absurd this setup actually is “the newest country in the world is being funded by a memecoin” is the kind of headline mainstream media would eat alive this is how you get positive mainstream attention around pumpfun instead of “degens gambling on a deadly virus” might take time or it might happen very fast but from a pure attention market perspective, this is one of the most interesting setups we’ve seen in a while

Best case: I hit a generational trade Worst case: I obtain a second citizenship Solid r/r if you ask me

This is a 10 day old TikTok account btw Only a matter of time until it gets mainstream attention Much higher for solana:3y3X6Bk6zpZpaFJ1KYJ7b33HbFM7ip5TqQPYLWJhpump

why ethereum:0xf280b16ef293d8e534e370794ef26bf312694126 trading like the SpaceX IPO got cancelled 🥀🥀

People are EAGER to become solana:3y3X6Bk6zpZpaFJ1KYJ7b33HbFM7ip5TqQPYLWJhpump citizens

guy named “cantshakemeout” was indeed shaken out

all that just to shake Marcell out ggwp solana:3y3X6Bk6zpZpaFJ1KYJ7b33HbFM7ip5TqQPYLWJhpump

This might be the most depressing chart ive seen in a while ngl. Not a single bounce in sight, just pure pain

I like this $plsbro

Early not wrong. Millions for $plsbro

Wife just found this in the mailbox. How do I explain this?