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I don’t want to spoil the mystery for everyone...but we should just cross out ‘Probably’ on my Tumbler. #PiperLou
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Took us some time to replace our "bestie" Dailey. That said, I want to introduce you to our newest family member Holden. An absolute terror, destroying our house...
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& for @missjoannamarie…😘😜
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Today was a good day… & fortunately was gifted a seat in the Delta Sky suite. @DaveInOrlando I tried to pass along some of your airport “suggestions” to some of the staff. Unfortunately they had no clue about #DisTwitter or sadly, you
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Pretty certain going to “O-town” while driving a golf cart in Fort Wilderness is highly frowned upon by Disney corporate …🤷‍♂️ @WDWdrunktrooper
17 days till a week trip at Fort Wilderness in a cabin w/ a golf cart. I’ve never been so exited for a #WaltDisneyWorld trip! We did it for one night last year at it was amazing! This is gonna be orgasmic! 🤣
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Checked for my invite, then reminded myself St. Patrick's Day happens the same day, every year Have fun, my favorite peoples...@ellliphant @Jodicab22 @braddrinks @WDWBluLineRider @OuterRimJim, Skipper's Man Bun & the 4 others who are probably the best people in the world

ALT Checking The Mailbox Ralphie GIF

Olé!
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Best people are best. IRL @ellliphant @shlov1 @DaveInOrlando , you have never met kinder, nicer people…while also including Dave
It’s Soccer Night in Orlando! HUGE game! F Miami! F Messi! @OrlandoCitySC #VamosOrlando
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After our flight cancellation & then rebook, just to get home from our trip to Puerto Rico We left our car at JFK. So, I had to uber down. Why not spend some time, grab dinner & enjoy the TWA Hotel for a bit We eventually have to make time to stay here for a night
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Another random event from our extended stay in Puerto Rico Inter Miami FC are staying in our hotel. So obviously, Messi is staying here as well LG’s bestie good this random video. I just want to go home
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A last minute trip to Puerto Rico w/the family & we were scheduled to fly back to JFK on Monday. We are still here. An extra 4 nights sound amazing, except we are dealing with/4 teens. However, I just found this in our lobby. I think this may be needed shortly…😜
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My apologies for being a dumb@ss & clicking on that "link" that you all probably know of by now If you received one of the DM's sent by my acct, again sorry But X-help finally came through & I have full access to my acct again Now I can continue to make fun of @daveinorlando
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Just showed @VeuveMom this tweet. She basically gagged at the thought…
Need restaurant suggestions FAST! @epcotbarcrawl is taking me out to dinner. Anywhere good near Times Square??? Bubba Gump Shrimp or Hard Rock? Any other suggestions????
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Breakfast for dinner is a late/easy fix & a home run for a Dad that “kinda cooks - without a grill involved” I have the 4 of them headed home, but not home yet. When they walk into the smell of the bacon. 😘 (& yes, the bacon is just getting started)
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I’ve made fun of @VeuveMom for years, keeping our house phone & number Days like today, having the house phone is coming in pretty sweet right now…
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Forgot to post last night. Ainsley somehow recorded the Rangers game winner in OT & also managed to catch a T-shirt from the launcher… #NYR
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Enjoying parents weekend in Boulder… #SkoBuffs
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Obviously we were going to go to Epcot at some point during a quick getaway weekend But then you realize you are at Epcot… on a Saturday… during Food & Wine… F it, lets have some fun I guess…🤷
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Quickly met friends at AK this morning, so had the chance for one more ride on Dinosaur Rode this so many times with our kids, mostly because the short wait times & they loved it Looking forward to the refurb tbh…🤷
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