Former yurt dweller. I was a heavyweight wrestler in the Midwest towns.
Joined April 2007
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Evan Pederson retweeted
25 Dec 2021
I have great news. 🎉
The Jacksonville, FL store that initiated #AppleWalkout has successfully bargained with their market leadership today for improved safety protocols.
24 Dec 2021
We, the Apple workers need more from our Employer.
This is what we request with #AppleWalkout
ALT The workers' requests We demand hazard pay. We demand living wage adjustment raises. We demand healthcare premium coverage. We demand more accessible paid leave. We demand full benefits for part-time workers. We demand protections from abusive customers. For the COVID pandemic: - N95 Masks for all - Sanitizer stations- Appointments only - No loitering #AppleWalkout
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Evan Pederson retweeted
19 Oct 2018
"I love these hangars. I love a hangar. There's nothing like a hangar," Trump begins. He is in a hangar.
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Evan Pederson retweeted
1 Feb 2018
For an assignment, I asked some of my terminal paediatric palliative care patients what they had enjoyed in life, and what gave it meaning. Kids can be so wise, y'know. Here are some of the responses (Thread).
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Evan Pederson retweeted
4 Jan 2018
My new iMac Pro, with 64 GB RAM and 4TB SSD has 11 times as many bytes of electronic memory as the Apple II, and by "Apple II," I mean the total of all electronic memory ever installed in all six million Apple II computers ever made
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.@SecretaryZinke: “Effective immediately, America’s at-risk species must prove they are making an effort to find a different ecosystem to live in if they wish to obtain government assistance for their continued survival.” trib.al/oKhGoRJ
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Evan Pederson retweeted
7 Jan 2018
I am the very model of a very stable genius
I have a big button and a very small penis,
I eat cheeseburgers and I watch TV continuous
From talk shows to reality, my hold is rather tenuous.
You try rhyming with genius.
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Evan Pederson retweeted
6 Jan 2018
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.
I have a mighty button and no problems with my penius.
I have no time for television, golf, or social media
Since my brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia.
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Evan Pederson retweeted
24 Dec 2017
Maybe all these republicans have been acting so naughty to bring back the coal industry
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Evan Pederson retweeted
24 Dec 2017
If you work at Mar-a-Lago how do you NOT show up in Trump’s bedroom at 3 am dressed as a ghost in chains
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Evan Pederson retweeted
19 Dec 2017
Retweet if you’re an adult who uses the library x.com/andrejpwalker/status/9…
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Evan Pederson retweeted
21 Dec 2017
If you play 'In The Air Tonight’ by Phil Collins on December 31st at 11:56:40 the drum break will play right as the clock strikes midnight. Start off your new year right.
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Evan Pederson retweeted
20 Dec 2017
my mother ordered christmas cards online.. but instead of reading "Love, Diane and Bob" they read, "Lou, Diane and Bob" and she is sending them out anyway. happy holidays everyone.
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Evan Pederson retweeted
2 Dec 2017
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