keep this sign by my desk as a permanent note to self

if you'd asked me a week ago what would be happening this week.. full blown trade war with our two closest allies, biggest trade partners and only immediate neighbors literally would not have even been one of my guesses

im pretty good at saving unless i open ig and get hit with a targeted ad for cool pants so i go to ebay & get 10 things that arent the pants then go buy the pants full price but i’m $10 shy of free shipping so i look at their other stuff and..

we need to come together and settle on whether bpd is for borderline or bipolar bc… i’m tired of asking for clarification. how we let it get this far is beyond me

america is a dilapidated strip mall w/ 1/2 the shops boarded up. across the street is a brand new one, all the windows full of white construction paper reading “FOR LEASE” in bold red lettering (but they are cost prohibitive) a homeless man w/ a pit busking in every median

a reality tv dating show based on astrological matches would be a hit tho.. shocked it doesn’t already exist tbh

it may not be acceptable to do drugs on the clock, but you can totally take your medicine. #protip

constantly picking up litter.. at home, at work.. it never ends

mama made jambalaya and it’s slapping

wanting to be appreciated is natural but.. creating to feed the ego seems.. sacrilegious almost

i was putting someone on to Gabor Mate yesterday and I had forgot how vital this talk was. youtube.com/watch?v=66cYcSak…

what’s the evolutionary function of being racked with embarrassment and forgotten memories in the middle of the night?