building something new, formerly CTOing @near_ai @pagodaplatform @niftygateway @gemini

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8 May 2025
curly > waffle > wedge > standard > crinkle > shoestring.
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i know, i know, but do you have to taunt me with this non-dismissible banner?
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why do all my customer service calls end with them saying "stay safe"? is that a covid corporatespeak holdover, or is it like a common way of saying goodbye to people these days?
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alternatively: am i in danger? are they trying to warn me? what does Olivia from Geico know that i don't?
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this tweet inspired me to read Grant's memoirs. thanks! also vibecoded a map of his travels & battles at grant.winer.ly/, which has been especially helpful for the pre-war bits

U. S. Grant's memoirs are the best military memoirs since Julius Caesar. Most military memoirs are designed to defend the actions of the writer, while disparaging their enemies (not their opponents ... rivals who were on the same side). Grant's, uniquely, actually talk about what happened. He regrets errors he made. He praises other leaders, and mocks them when appropriate. And he did it all while dying of throat cancer. Mark Twain published it and it was an immediate gigantic hit, ensuring that Grant's wife & children were taken care of for life. "The most confident critics are generally those who know the least about the matter criticized." - U.S. Grant His memoirs are an easy, engaging read. Try them out.
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my single biggest production risk is @natebirdman's physical wellbeing. Nate, please tell me you don't own a motorcycle.
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huh, i think it's actually been years since i last heard 'mr brightside'
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really interesting phishing attempt: they sent me a bunch of phishing emails, then called and did a legitimately decent Google account security checkup! even asked me to delete those emails. then 30 minutes later they called again and finally tried to get me to click a fake link
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3 Nov 2025
seems like they've added some CYA crap to their usage policies, saying it's prohibited for you to use ChatGPT for legal advice without consulting a lawyer.  but i don't see evidence (yet) that they're actually changing or restricting model outputs.
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27 Oct 2025
is anyone else's battery life tanking after installing the iOS Vista update?
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2 Oct 2025
hey it's time for my monthly panic of "oh crap did i accidentally rack up a bunch of charges to my personal AWS account"
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1 Oct 2025
yay, more shrinkflation, how exciting.
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26 Sep 2025
Used to be I had 1Password and Authy. Totally manageable security. Now I've got passkeys littered across iCloud, Chrome, 1Password, TouchID, Yubikey, god knows where else. I know this is a Me Problem, but my online security has arguably gotten *worse* from the rise of passkeys.
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25 Sep 2025
Story time: Back in 2012, I went on a (third? maybe fourth?) date with a girl to a jazz bar that had lots of fun games. We had bonded over being competitive, and thought we could play some ping pong or foosball together. She asked to play Scrabble – but it turns out that makes it tough to have a conversation, since it involves alternating periods of intense concentration. I'm no Scrabble wiz, but I love using the two-letter combos to put words next to each other. So I kept doing that, and I remember my date getting pretty frustrated. Soon we ended up with the board below. At this point, we couldn't find any other possible moves to make ANYWHERE, regardless of the available letters. The game was stuck. And so was the date. Pretty sure we never talked again. I didn't remember taking a picture but it just popped up in my Google Photos. Sorry for the 2012-Android-in-a-basement-bar photo quality. If you're out there, fellow former NYC single, I hope you're well, I'm curious for your side of the story, and gg.
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17 Sep 2025
Getting a lot of questions about @near_ai's AITP vs @Google's A2A/AP2: * Pretty similar in vision, goals, scope * Both move us towards user-owned AI; glad to see @Google making positive moves * AITP was there first; who cares? (1/4)
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17 Sep 2025
Payments protocols: * AP2 is more fleshed out; AITP-01 Payments still has some loose ends * AITP's referral/affiliate revenue model is vital once you have agent-to-agent-to-agent communication chains (3/4)
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17 Sep 2025
Ultimately, neither protocol has any adoption to speak of yet. We're still waiting for (and building at @near_ai!) the killer apps that will drive demand for agent-to-agent transactions. Once that happens, either protocol will work great, and work even better with $NEAR. (4/4)
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16 Sep 2025
gm. happy 3²/4²/5² everyone.
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21 Aug 2025
my new least favorite sales tactic is the "fake forwarded email from your boss". i've got three of them in my inbox this morning.
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11 Aug 2025
thx @PerplexityComet for the invite.
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11 Aug 2025
but also i tried to ask perplexity to make this meme and it... procrastinated?
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