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𝐞𝐫𝐒𝐜𝐚 @ericagellert

#1 silly bitch from small town ontarioℒ️

Joined October 2011
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  • Followers 719
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i love how i auditioned for the recent canadian tire commercial and they went with CGI bears instead
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My boyfriend just called my bra my β€œboobie top”
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Kid: Mom, stop lying to me. I know I’m different… Mom: Alright, fine. I guess you were going to find out one day. *Deep breath* when you were a baby… you went viral. (Kid punches wall)
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can’t believe we are at a time where the past footage of a true crime documentary features girls using the puppy filter
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They put too much shit on.
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Every time I’m watching a movie that’s not Top Gun Maverick I’m thinking of how much better the movie would be if it was Top Gun Maverick
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It actually ruins my entire day when I forget to collect my optimum points
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Me: I don’t want to trauma dump on you, I know that’s too much for a friend to take on- Therapist: We’ve been over this.
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17 year old me would love apartment hunting in Toronto since I actively chose to live in the basement
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who’s designing beanie babies these days and are they drunk
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I ate the last 2 eggo’s in front of a toddler and enjoyed every last bite. Offered her a tiny piece, got her hooked, then ate the rest while looking straight into her eyes. She’s not my kid and this isn’t my house but the example needed to be made
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If you don’t show the girlies your reduction scars are you even a girlie?
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My gym takes pictures of the class after each workout and posts it on instagram and they haven’t posted a single one of me. Probs cuz im dry heaving in a corner but still wtf
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Turns out you can still get hungover even after bragging to everyone you’re β€œhardly drinking right now”
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WE ARE IN PEAK β€œHad the best time celebrating <insert married couple> this weekend!!!!” / β€œMarried my best friend today” / β€œForever a bridesmaid amirite?!” SEASON just as a warning stay safe out there
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Some of you need a license to walk
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There’s something especially lame about being in a mall as it’s closing
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having a bad luck streak! (been a woman with a uterus for 27 years)
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She ALWAYS tells it how it is!!!πŸ˜‚
Dolly Parton
@DollyParton
30 Jun 2022
When it comes to music or hair, crank up the volume!
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If there’s anything to come out of this absolute nightmare, it’s realizing how much this community loves their own. It is palpable and painful. One could only hope to be loved this much. I love u.
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❀️ iconic team
Gavin Pounds@GavinLbs
28 Jun 2022
Every performance photo that you see of me and @nicknemeroff he is looking at the audience. But I’m just looking at him. I always just wanted to make him laugh. Nothing else mattered. When he told me he wanted to work with me I felt like the luckiest person in the world.
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