Phoenix comedian by ways of NY . Here to talk shit and sometimes be a sensitive lil bih
Joined May 2020
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Jun 8
Ladies get you a Knick fan. Because I could tell you one thing about him…. He loyal. AF
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Jun 4
Her: I just moved to Scottsdale
Suddenly appears:
• golden doodle
• Stanley cup
• Pilates membership
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Jun 1
Is talk to text just Starbucks employees who purposely misspell for the hell of it
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May 31
You can give someone everything in this world 🌎.... except for sanity.
That is something they can only give themselves
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May 29
It’s about to be June in Arizona… watch how fast “I need a man who’s 6’2” turns into “he keeps the house at 68.”
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May 19
Drake got me wanting to meet a girl named Janice
just so I can tell her to STFU
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May 13
If you’re a comedian and found any of the jokes on the Roast of Kevin Hart offensive …. Ur Gaaayyyyyy
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May 11
In Scottsdale, your Eskimo brother count could qualify you for season tickets
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May 11
All year it’s “f*ck dem kids” and today it’s Happy Mother’s Day
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May 4
“The Roast of Kevin Hart” should be promoted as a watch party somewhere this Sunday
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Apr 24
If you text with your keyboard clicks on. Who is that for? Are you OK? Because I’m trying to enjoy this silence and I can’t with you sounding like you’re sending Morse code from a hostage situation
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Mar 28
Don’t ever judge me by the things that I like on Instagram.
I’ve once liked a post that said “guys named Eric ain’t sh%%”
I just be thumbing hard
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Mar 25
If he live with his mom or she drive an Altima , I ain’t trying to listen to your heart break about breaking up with them.
You knew
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Mar 25
Pro Tip:
If you ask her out to dinner and her reply isnt yes or no … but it’s “where?”
Leave that alone. Her company can be purchased if certain restaurants dictate a yes or no.
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