(he/they) bandleader of @TheHolophonics and co-host of @AdventureGuysNY DM for audio production/engineering
Joined June 2009
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29 Sep 2023
BOOK OF SPELLS - my new solo album out Friday the 13th of October! 10 new ska* songs featuring members of @STOPresses @KillLincoln @dissidenteband and @TheHolophonics !
Available for preorder now! Lead single “Protection Spell” streaming everywhere!
Art by @joshpm
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29 Nov 2025
It wouldn’t be the holidays if Mom wasn’t watching Forrest Gump. She has roped in Aunt Susan too.
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10 Sep 2025
When I babysit my 3yo niece I just let her do whatever tf she wants, because how could I, a 37yo musician, have a frame of reference for what’s allowed and what’s not anyway? Also she knows I say yes when her parents say no and I think it’s my responsibility to cultivate that.
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7 Sep 2025
Mom is watching Forrest Gump but I don’t even have the energy to tweet about it
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25 Aug 2025
This is funny (yes I purchased but no license yet, don’t think it’s gonna be honored)
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24 Aug 2025
Trying to learn wedding band songs and had a major freak out about my reference monitors because Rihanna’s dumbass mastering engineer decided to clip the shit out of this track. How did this make it past anyone???? youtube.com/watch?v=QMP-o8WX…
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12 Aug 2025
If the console has 32 channels I guarantee I can find a way to use them all. If the console has 48 channels I guarantee I can find a way to use them all. If the console has 72 channels I guarantee..
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8 Aug 2025
I bought a new microphone a few days ago and only just remembered this tweet IM SORRY OK IT WAS JUST ANOTHER V7 CAUSE THEYRE ON SALE
30 Jun 2025
Posting for official documentation: I think I own enough microphones.
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22 Jul 2025
Hank Hill said “I’m gonna go in and buy a spanner wrench. I don’t need one but I need to calm down.” And I literally just did that with XLR cables.
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1 Jul 2025
I used ChatGPT for the first time today. Out of curiosity (and yeah, laziness). I asked it to transcribe a horn melody. I figured there would probably be errors but oh lordy it is downright alarming how incorrect it was and how utterly unusable the format of its answer was.
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