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Erick Macek @erickmacek

Singer. Songwriter. Performer. Designer. Athlete. Optimist. International Hugger, and High-Fiver.

Joined March 2009
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TOTD: When you drink alcohol, you're just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.
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TOTD: Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie that's entirely end credits.
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TOTD: The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.
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TOTD: Turtles can never have sleepovers because they always sleep at home.
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TOTD: While we sleep, our brains make up stories and then get scared of them.
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TOTD: Muffins are to cupcakes as smoothies are to milkshakes.
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TOTD: Are those who sneeze a lot the most blessed?
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TOTD: Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to dig its own grave.
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TOTD: Pregnant women are the only true bodybuilders.
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TOTD: Teeth are the only problem where if you ignore them, they will go away.
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TOTD: Once you have a Ph.D., every meeting you go to becomes a doctor’s appointment.
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TOTD: Batman would look ridiculous trying to solve crimes outside on a sunny day.
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TOTD: Clapping your hands is just high-fiving yourself.
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TOTD: Why aren't iPhone chargers called Apple juice?
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TOTD: If tomatoes are fruit, then ketchup is jam.
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TOTD: Which orange came first – the color, or the fruit?
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TOTD: Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
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TOTD: Painkillers are the "Mute Notification" option for the body.
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TOTD: I correct autocorrect more than it corrects me.
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