writer, @newyorker.

Joined March 2009
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Even more true today
your meme poem did this. Yours, specifically. You
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the noise the city is making right now is something new in the world
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No matter what happens after tonight it will be known as Old York City
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Maybe the most New York Cityest Saturday in the history of New York City Saturdays?
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your meme poem did this. Yours, specifically. You
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I’ll say this for Wemby, he picked an absolutely gorgeous day to go out and elbow people waiting on line for Mimi’s frozen yogurt
Sources say Wemby has a big day planned in NYC, shoving people out of line for cronuts, yanking people out of line at the Rafael show at the Met, pushing people out of line at Salt Hank's, wrenching people out of line at Kith, etc etc
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Some readers of this tweet have reached the mistaken impression that I’m “whining” or claiming some kind of “moral high ground” when in fact all I’m doing, as I spelled out very clearly, is reporting what I’m hearing from sources
Sources say Wemby has a big day planned in NYC, shoving people out of line for cronuts, yanking people out of line at the Rafael show at the Met, pushing people out of line at Salt Hank's, wrenching people out of line at Kith, etc etc
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Sources say Wemby has a big day planned in NYC, shoving people out of line for cronuts, yanking people out of line at the Rafael show at the Met, pushing people out of line at Salt Hank's, wrenching people out of line at Kith, etc etc
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if you look closely you can see you own worst enemy being offered The Baffler job
flying into LGA, i hit the jackpot — a flight path straight up the hudson river. if you look closely, you can even see the plane's shadow sweeping across manhattan.
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NYC weather sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! NYC weather reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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leaked photo of a bench becoming a man:
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the feed is fake... the feed is fake... they found a mummy buried with the prequel to "The Odyssey"... the feed is fake
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get your mind out of the gutter
What do all of New York City’s manhole cover markings mean? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o…
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moon leaving midtown after coming in to interview for The Baffler job
Timelapse from last night’s Moonrise over #NYC Captured from 14 miles away in New Jersey.
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gap year/gap year/gap year
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NEW: Sources say King Charles III stopped in NYC to apply for the Baffler job
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A park back on Park Avenue? Why stop there? Let’s put a canal back along Canal Street, a wall back on Wall Street, etc.
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the AI says Mary’s dress “swaves”
apple’s ai album art thinks bruce springsteen is some kind of slenderman creature
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Honored to be part of this group, and very grateful for the support of the Cullman Center and the NYPL. Does that website Midtown Lunch still exist?
We are thrilled to announce the 2026-2027 Cullman Center Fellows: nypl.org/blog/2026/04/27/mee…
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They knock down the Atlantic Avenue twisting condo tower, rebuild Hot Bird, have it there
First, the tabloids reported that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding would take place in mid-June in Watch Hill, Rhode Island, where she owns a mansion. Then it was “leaked” that save-the-dates had gone out with a July 3 date and New York City location. July 3? New York City? But then again, why not? As our newsroom’s resident Taylor Swift expert, Zach Schiffman, noted, the singer famously loves the Fourth of July, and her fiancé’s NFL training schedule resumes at the end of the month. While it might be an elaborate ruse to throw paparazzi off the trail, the city’s busiest weekend might provide the perfect storm of distractions to take the focus off America’s royal wedding. We all have our own theories about where the wedding might happen. But what do the experts think? A number of veteran NYC wedding planners share where they think Swift and Kelce are most likely to exchange vows and where they would personally recommend: nymag.visitlink.me/gUV1Hh
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