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Please steal this plan, @CallofDuty:
Stop making a new game every year. Make ONE game called Call of Duty and put @InfinityWard in charge of the franchise.
New campaign every 3 years. Seasonal MP, WZ, and DMZ updates in between. Other studios support Infinity Ward's vision.
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One of the funniest thoughts to me right now is all the overseas World Cup visitors in NYC last night watching people flood the streets and light cars on fire because the Knicks won their first title in 50 years.
They're gonna think this is a normal American Saturday night.
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May 28
The guy in the passenger seat of a suburban watching me eat a burrito while my Tesla drove me home tonight
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May 15
Mixtape was pretentious, characters insufferable, and the “90s nostalgia” couldn’t have felt further from my own experience. The 90s kids I grew up with listened to 90s music. Nothing on this mixtape would’ve been in any Walkman near me.
2 metal tshirts out of 5
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Apr 19
Pro tip: When a customer cancels and you send ‘sorry to see you go,’ maybe don’t ignore it and bill them anyway. Had to cancel twice this week after your retention squad called post-cancellation. Two confirmations, zero service used.
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Apr 13
Good riddance, @CoxComm. May your evil reign end swiftly. You've robbed my bank account for the last time.
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Mar 28
A @quantumfiber guy came to my house today and they’re installing on April 4. Half the price of @CoxComm and three times the speed.
Live look at me dancing on Cox’s grave:
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