TIME Magazine Person of the Year, 2006

Joined September 2011
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B-2, F-35, and F-22 formations just flew overhead in DC's National Harbor. #IndependenceDay #july4th2025
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Am I "so vain" if the song really is about me?
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Looks like I had several pocket tweets in May, just in case anyone was confused. I've deleted them.
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I'm an Ohio NFL fan. Acknowledge, absorb, and move on... #nfl #superbowl #Bengals #BengalsvsRams #BengalsNation
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Aw, man! I missed a call from "Potential Spam".
Quite a puzzle why Tesla's stock dropped 2.73% today... #tesla #StockMarket #DowJones
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It just occurred to me that Santa Claus is going to be a world-wide super spreader this year. #Thanksgiving2020 #Christmas2020 #SantaClaus
Whoa whoa whoa, no touching. You crazy Star Trek actors. #StarTrek #StarTrekDay #SocialDistance #QuarantineLife #COVID19 #WearAMask
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Eric Whitehead retweeted
Correction: @MLKIndy is the center @curlygirl521 is supporting!
In honor of this historic day, help support this center and my friend @curlygirl521 There is a wish list of books for @TheKingCenter OR order books for yourself and help my friend recover from COVID! @ConnieSchultz she is a huge fan of yours! ➡️e5228.myubam.com/1620712
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#ZoomLayoffs is trending. It's a depressing hashtag that is instantly understood today, and would have been meaningless in February.
Watching the "Ratt Problem" Geico commercial, and I gotta say... I heard those lyrics 34 years ago, and I never noticed how much wisdom there is in "Love will find a way, just give it time". #gieco #ratt #QuarentineLife #COVIDー19 #socialdistancing youtu.be/0o5cpVdaO0A

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Wow, thanks for the like @TheJenBartels! How much fun did you guys have filming that commercial?
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I don't need to know this overly-complicated reopening schedule. Someone just let me know when it's safe to eat sushi again. #covid19 #Quarantine #quarantinelife #coronavirus
Scenario: A guy walks into a grocery store wearing a black jacket, gloves, dark hat, and a black mask. April 2019: Somebody call the cops. April 2020: What an awesome family man, looking out for his kids and his community! #COVID19 #coronoavirus #Quarantine #flattenthecurve
What is that word for that pandemic practice where you bring out all of your old laptops with cameras and run all of the Windows 10 updates so they can be used by your kids for online classes? #coronavirus #COVID19 #COVIDー19 #QuarentineLife #Quarantine
Tonight in pandemic lockdown: family backgammon and gregorian chant music. #COVIDー19 #COVID19 #coronoavirus #Quarantine #covidquarantine #QuarentineLife
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12 months from now there's going to be a whole rash of pandemic-themed movies and TV shows. And I vow not to watch a single one of them. #Covid_19 #CoronaLockdown #coronavirus #tooreal
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During this period of lockdown, I can't decide if I should be cranking Switchfoot's "We're Gonna Be All Right", or "Dare You to Move"... @switchfoot #switchfoot #COVID19 #coronavirus #CoronavirusLockdown #DareYouToMove #COVID2019