TIME Magazine Person of the Year, 2006
Joined September 2011
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4 Jul 2025
B-2, F-35, and F-22 formations just flew overhead in DC's National Harbor. #IndependenceDay #july4th2025
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15 Jun 2023
Looks like I had several pocket tweets in May, just in case anyone was confused. I've deleted them.
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14 Feb 2022
I'm an Ohio NFL fan. Acknowledge, absorb, and move on...
#nfl #superbowl #Bengals #BengalsvsRams #BengalsNation
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12 Dec 2020
Columbus' own @TheWornFlints dropped a new single, "Don't Hate The World". Great song anytime, especially 2020. Fun spotting Columbus locations!
#asseenincolumbus #columbusohio #craftbeer #brewery #microbrewery #beer #brewerytour #ipa #alternative #rock
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2 Dec 2020
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26 Nov 2020
It just occurred to me that Santa Claus is going to be a world-wide super spreader this year.
#Thanksgiving2020 #Christmas2020 #SantaClaus
12 Sep 2020
Whoa whoa whoa, no touching. You crazy Star Trek actors.
#StarTrek #StarTrekDay #SocialDistance #QuarantineLife #COVID19 #WearAMask
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8 Jul 2020
Grab your binoculars, this comet appears to be worth spotting.
#cometNEOWISE #comet #Space #astronomy
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20 Jun 2020
Correction: @MLKIndy is the center @curlygirl521 is supporting!
19 Jun 2020
In honor of this historic day, help support this center and my friend @curlygirl521 There is a wish list of books for @TheKingCenter OR order books for yourself and help my friend recover from COVID! @ConnieSchultz she is a huge fan of yours!
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3 Jun 2020
#ZoomLayoffs is trending. It's a depressing hashtag that is instantly understood today, and would have been meaningless in February.
23 May 2020
Watching the "Ratt Problem" Geico commercial, and I gotta say... I heard those lyrics 34 years ago, and I never noticed how much wisdom there is in "Love will find a way, just give it time".
#gieco #ratt #QuarentineLife #COVIDー19 #socialdistancing
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25 May 2020
Wow, thanks for the like @TheJenBartels! How much fun did you guys have filming that commercial?
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8 May 2020
I don't need to know this overly-complicated reopening schedule. Someone just let me know when it's safe to eat sushi again.
#covid19 #Quarantine #quarantinelife #coronavirus
6 Apr 2020
Scenario: A guy walks into a grocery store wearing a black jacket, gloves, dark hat, and a black mask.
April 2019: Somebody call the cops.
April 2020: What an awesome family man, looking out for his kids and his community!
#COVID19 #coronoavirus #Quarantine #flattenthecurve
1 Apr 2020
What is that word for that pandemic practice where you bring out all of your old laptops with cameras and run all of the Windows 10 updates so they can be used by your kids for online classes?
#coronavirus #COVID19 #COVIDー19 #QuarentineLife #Quarantine
1 Apr 2020
Tonight in pandemic lockdown: family backgammon and gregorian chant music.
#COVIDー19 #COVID19 #coronoavirus #Quarantine #covidquarantine #QuarentineLife
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28 Mar 2020
12 months from now there's going to be a whole rash of pandemic-themed movies and TV shows. And I vow not to watch a single one of them.
#Covid_19 #CoronaLockdown #coronavirus #tooreal
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25 Mar 2020
During this period of lockdown, I can't decide if I should be cranking Switchfoot's "We're Gonna Be All Right", or "Dare You to Move"...
@switchfoot #switchfoot #COVID19 #coronavirus #CoronavirusLockdown #DareYouToMove #COVID2019