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Errai @errai

from me the dragon / bf @sumiaou / personal @dryflat

Joined May 2022
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The bigger they are, the (forgetting how that goes) harder they get (realizing that’s definitely not how that goes, faking a Scandinavian accent) or so ve say in Norway (panicking to change the subject) Anyway, you hear from your grandma lately? Are you sure she’s doing ok??
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Jun 13
What it feels like to be the first one to cross the street because you know the traffic light patterns
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Jun 12
Hey check this out *permanently worsens your life*
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Jun 12
Saw some Portuguese guys fish out a turtle and I jokingly said “I guess that’s dinner!” And they said yeah and walked away with it
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Jun 12
(in line at a theme park’s haunted house, pacing) It’s gonna be alright. I’m just going to get a little spooked and that’s okay, that can happen to anybody
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Jun 11
Suavely putting on headphones and confidently breakdancing through the bank vault’s hallway and tripping every single laser sensor but I can’t hear the alarm because of the music
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Jun 11
Red tailed hawk
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Jun 11
* You left Nostalgia Chat * retrosteve: I miss him ☝️ 8
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Jun 11
Boston vista
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Jun 10
Every time I leave the grocery store I imagine the cashiers wait a few minutes to make sure I’m gone and then they high five each other and throw a party to celebrate getting my dumb ass to buy necessities once again
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Jun 10
(to nurse in maternity ward) You’ve got a nice operation going here
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Jun 10
White breasted nuthatch feeding
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Jun 9
Overcast woods
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Jun 8
Black-crowned night-heron from today
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Jun 7
My super power? Beer cans rattle when I’m around, almost like they’re afraid of what I’m gonna do to them. But there is nothing to fear. We are all headed to the same perfect world
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Jun 6
(far west cyberpunk setting where lasso guns are a thing) Hey man wanna go shoot ropes at the ranch later
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Jun 6
“Somewhere over the rainbow” ok man nice gatekeeping
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Jun 6
Had a vision of a primitive woman weeping, calloused hands and feet, desperately trying to save her sick child long before disease even had a name. Somehow our eyes met and I recognized her as my ancestral foremother. Anyway after that I went back to playing video games
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Jun 5
Kinda worried about my furniture’s mental health
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Jun 4
Construction workers love to play with their big toys
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