Design guy / cat person
Joined November 2006
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Jun 11
I’ve been managing humans for ~20 years. These are the sad truths about corporate HR practices and policies (and representatives).
Your HRBP might be a nice person, but their job is to protect the business, not you. Never you.
youtu.be/Wq7-9tVowWI?is=Y-cg…
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Mar 8
I haven’t been on this platform much for a while. Just pretending it doesn’t exist I guess.
But here are 30 minutes of reasons never to come back.
Later, skaters.
Twitter: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) youtu.be/p7ZG_xWYLzI?si=ZPnV…
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Jan 8
Fun fact: You can still fly without a Real ID if you pinky swear not to do it again
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20 Nov 2025
At Hot Mulligan and Drug Church at the Palladium and I’d like to report that I am very old
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17 Nov 2025
It’s tough to choose because Jim Rash’s Dean Pelton is amazing in every scene, but this might be my favorite youtu.be/WZ2TC8duaoE?si=YKAh…
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4 Sep 2025
Congrats to the @browsercompany team!
4 Sep 2025
Today, The Browser Company of New York is entering into an agreement to be acquired by Atlassian for $610M in an all-cash transaction.
We will operate independently, with Dia as our focus. Our objective is to bring Dia to the masses.
🔗 More details from our team below
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28 Aug 2025
Guess whose got black thumbs and just spilled a bottle of leather dye!
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28 Aug 2025
I can’t remember the last time I had a customer support experience as unreasonable and unprofessional as the exchange I just had with @UberEats.
Uninstalled the app. DoorDash from now on.
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22 Aug 2025
Recessed lights in my living room… do I want a dozen smart bulbs or a couple smart switches?
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21 Aug 2025
Know how Jonathan Davis kinda sings with two different voices? Like nasally whine and a tough guy scream?
He totally stole that from Jewel. Who definitely stole it from Bjork. Who 100% stole it from Pee Wee Herman.
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15 Aug 2025
Wake up, Sheeple! The Tribbles are coming for Roe v Wade!
15 Aug 2025
Wow. I am inside the franchise and have a very different understanding. And I think I'm a pretty smart guy too. Puzzling.
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15 Aug 2025
I was only just introduced to this piece of internet history #glonky #prettyglonky #feelinglonky youtube.com/watch?v=4_X1rhOq…
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29 Jul 2025
It takes 10 clicks and 2 page refreshes take me from one @podia lesson to the next (if I want full screen and 1.5 speed)
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29 Jul 2025
I find the placement of the "Add to Photos" command in @Apple's Finder to be quite vexing. Maybe it should live in "Quick Commands" instead of "Share"?
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29 Jul 2025
Hey @BambulabGlobal! Feature request! I'd love to see an "Uncollect" button in the Collect modal (maybe like this).
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