Cricket. Cycling. Cats. Cyber Security. All views my own. @essuu@mastodon.social aka mastodon.social/@essuu and also bsky.app/profile/essuu.bsky.…
Joined February 2009
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12 Sep 2025
Love a good knock knock joke
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle working or should I keep knocking?
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28 Jul 2025
This is the photo we all need.
28 Jul 2025
So @number10cat did kinda pose with the @Lionesses (far left). he was waiting next to the carpet for them but a sudden nap attack happened and well...(at least he's in the pic)
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11 Jul 2025
Fair.
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27 Jun 2025
There are three games of cricket for you to enjoy this weekend. 🏏
Thanks as always to our main sponsor @PickhillBusCent and this week our highlighted sponsor is Chequers on the Green.
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18 Jun 2025
The shop is a warren in the best possible way. I could spend a long time browsing.
18 Jun 2025
Was lucky enough to visit @The_PBS irl today. So much more to it. Lovely winding creaky passages and rooms filled with wooden shelves groaning with beautiful books; and so many interesting artefacts too. Well worth a visit. Chose these two to add to my pile of “must read” soon…
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19 May 2025
Day 1 of building the nets is officially complete! A heartfelt thank you to everyone who donated, this wouldn’t be possible without your support.
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19 May 2025
Exclusive Leisure doing a great job. Can't wait for this to be ready for the community to use.
19 May 2025
Day 1 of building the nets is officially complete! A heartfelt thank you to everyone who donated, this wouldn’t be possible without your support.
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16 May 2025
Here are our teams for this weekend. Go well chaps! 👊
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16 May 2025
I may be biased but we have a brilliant group of sponsors. Community in action.
16 May 2025
A huge thank you to Ripleys Garden Centre for brightening up our clubhouse with these gorgeous flowers! Thank you 🙌
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19 Apr 2025
Tenterden Cricket Club have had a #CharityGolfDay today @londonbeachgolfcourse @londonbeachhotel and will receive the full cost of their golfday donated back to their funds through our Charity Scheme.#fundraising #charity #tenterden
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19 Feb 2025
Dear @elonmusk, as you are someone who pretends to care about free speech, I want to call bullshit to your face before I leave. Twitter was a genuine marketplace of ideas. It is now a toxic bin fire of hatred and division.
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Simon Wilcox retweeted
20 Jan 2025
It’s that time of year again—indoor nets are back up and running from tomorrow (Tuesday 21st January).
Open to all, come join our welcoming team. For any questions, feel free to give Dan a call or DM us. 🏏
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8 Jan 2025
Heads up junior cricketers, indoor sessions will be starting soon. See below for further details! 🏏
#tenterden #kentcricket
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25 Dec 2024
Huge scandal for Starmer: if it turns out Feathers McGraw was part of the early prison release scheme then he's finished. #WallaceAndGromit
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13 Dec 2024
I have few followers, but perhaps they might consider a small donation to this project.
11 Dec 2024
We need your help. 🙏
We are in desperate need of additional training facilities. Tenterden CC previously had artificial surface practice nets but they are now defunct and in need of replacement.
To discover more and donate, click here: crowdfunder.co.uk/p/tcc-arti…
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4 Nov 2024
Is @Number10cat aware of this outrage, particularly "Larry’s dictatorship must end, the position of 'Downing Street Cat' will be subject to an election." - Larry is Top Cat and always will be!
4 Nov 2024
The search is underway to find Parliament's next Top Cat! Who will you crown Purr Minister 2024? 😼
MPs and Peers have put their cats to a public vote to be crowed Purr Minister 2024. Read the Manifurstos and cast your vote here 👉 bit.ly/3YOdUK4
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15 Oct 2024
Thank you to everyone who helped put the club to bed for winter, but we can’t finish without saying a huge thank you to Billy and his band of groundsmen who volunteer hours and hours of their time so graciously. Well done, chaps. Have a good break. 🏏
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10 Sep 2024
In my opinion, that's the three laws of being a decent human being too.
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