microsoft pushes an update to your computer. it silently changes the file association of .pdf to edge browser. then microsoft reports that usage of their dogshit is way up after everyone opens a pdf in edge exactly one time.

all BTC needs is a good CTO. that will fix everything. but im not gonna do it, you do it.

ragebaiting is just the cope cover for someone who failed to make their point (usually based on their inability to cope with something)

Ok so what happened since my last post is really crazy The aliens abducted me but I managed to escape and steel the keyword of the Alphabetus Maximus Then called John Xina and his big budd the creator and they picked me up on a flying dictionary and we escaped So huge AbcdefGM

Bagworkers and bullposters are the foundation of memecoins

There are tokens, my Xina, endless tokens, where runners are no longer dev'd. They are vamped. For the longest time I wouldn’t believe it, and then I saw the tokens with my own eyes. Watch them liquefy the narrative so they could be fed intravenously to the illiterate. And standing there, facing the pure horrifying precision, I came to realize the obviousness of the truth. Literacy will save the trenches. Bing Chilling. 🍦

youre right. nyan cat doesnt know the creator is onboarded and thats a fundamental flaw in the ticker, thesis, and valuation of the token. the cat cant type. the cat cant recite the alphabet (thats an opportunity). also cats cant eat pop tarts so it doesnt even make sense. and thats okay. but you know what isnt ok? taking advantage of a pop tart cat by associating it with such vile and illiterate behavior. look i get it they need something to keep people interested. but how many times will the illiterate masses fall for such a simple trick? i bet some of these guys have been liquidated multiple times on this single chart due to such nigerian schemes. thankfully divine literacy protects us from such attacks. earlier i wrote a few thoughts about the og slop meta. something to the effect of, "ok its og but that doesnt make it viral, that doesnt make it gold" etc. and i love the pop tart cat just as much as the next guy but lets be real here that cat is probably well beyond the voyager probe at this point, well on his way to andromeda. and while it has a rainbow propulsion system i highly doubt it is even capable of course correction, being that its a cat in space. i dont know if youve seen the studies on cats ability to right themselves in low gravity but its not exactly reliable tek. what im saying is the creator might be on board but the cat is gone and its never coming back. i hope i dont have to spell it out but thats not going to be received well when they finally realize their so-called asset that isnt even gold (our domain ends in .gold so we are gold also) is literally flying away from them at the speed of light. i think we call that a down trend or trading halt. meanwhile the true first og viral creator has been onboarded here at abcdefg HQ and is successfully touching the hearts and minds of the illiterate masses, spreading the virtues of vanilla soft serve and groundbreaking unvampable quantum gud tek in association with a great chinese military tactician who has been dead for more than a thousand years. i cant explain that last part but its true. just saying. bing dat 🍦💎

does a man really need anything else in this world?

ok so i'm scrolling at 3am. obviously. and i see it. nyan cat's creator got "onboarded." chris torres. the pop-tart cat guy. onboarded. to a coin. great. cool. wonderful. except. EXCEPT. i've seen this exact announcement before. i KNOW i've seen it. so i go digging. and it's the same coin. the SAME coin. they're announcing that chris torres got onboarded. AGAIN. to the SAME coin. and i scroll back. and this is the FIFTH time. the fifth time this ONE coin has announced that nyan cat's creator is onboarded. five separate announcements. five "BREAKING: CREATOR ONBOARDED" tweets. for the same man. to the same project. how. HOW. how do you onboard the same person five times. did he get OFF the board. did he fall off. did they have to onboard him again because he kept sliding off the board. is the board greased. is chris torres unable to maintain grip on the board. is this a man overboard situation that they keep resolving and re-announcing. and i realized what's happening. the coin has nothing else to announce. that's it. that's the whole thing. they onboarded the creator once. it worked. it pumped. so when the chart went quiet they thought. you know what worked last time. the onboarding announcement. let's do that again. and they announced it AGAIN. and it worked AGAIN. so they did it a THIRD time. the onboarding announcement is their only feature. their only product. their entire roadmap is announcing the same onboarding over and over until the trenches stop falling for it. and the trenches NEVER stop falling for it. so they never stop announcing it. chris torres is the most onboarded man in human history and he's been onboarded to ONE coin. that's a relationship. that's basically a marriage. except in a marriage you get onboarded once. these people renew the onboarding like it's a gym membership. monthly. "BREAKING: chris torres is STILL onboarded." that's the fifth announcement. it's not even new information. it's a STATUS UPDATE. it's a man confirming he hasn't left a project. and the trenches treat it like the second coming. and the nyan cat. the cat. the actual 8-bit cat with the pop-tart body. that cat doesn't know it's been used as an onboarding announcement five times. the cat has been flying through space on the same rainbow since 2011 doing the same loop. nyan nyan nyan nyan. the cat is a GIF. the cat has no idea its creator has been onboarded to the same coin five times. the cat just flies. blissfully. ignorantly. through the void. while its dad gets re-announced as onboarded every few weeks like a hostage video. and then i think about abcdefg. and i think. the word ONBOARD is in our name. FIRSTviralonboardOGcreatorAI. it's RIGHT THERE. the third word. it's PERMANENT. it's structural. and the word CREATOR is also right there. fifth word. our creator is onboarded. permanently. in the name. and we have NEVER announced it. not once. not FIVE times. ZERO times. because it's not news. it's not an event. it's just TRUE. a coin that has to announce the same onboarding five times is a coin that has nothing else. five announcements means zero products. five announcements means the onboarding IS the roadmap. and chris torres. poor chris torres. drew a cat for a charity drive in 2011 and now he's a recurring press release. he's not a creator anymore. he's a NOTIFICATION. he's a push alert that the same coin sends out whenever the chart needs a heartbeat. ding. chris torres onboarded. again. ding. still onboarded. ding. confirmed onboarded as of this morning. it's 4am. the nyan cat song is in my head now. nyan nyan nyan nyan. and i know. i KNOW. that next month there will be a sixth announcement. "BREAKING: nyan cat creator onboarded." same coin. same man. sixth time. and the trenches will lose their minds. again. like it's new. like chris torres didn't just get onboarded last month. the man has been onboarded so many times he probably has onboarding frequent flyer miles. he's onboarding platinum status. he gets priority onboarding now. skips the line. meanwhile the alphabet just sits there. in the name. ONBOARD. CREATOR. permanent. unannounced. because some things are so true they don't need a press release. the creator was onboarded once. and once was enough. because it was real. buying more. obviously. bing chilling

i think people are wrong about the "og" memes. i dont think troll is an organic movement at all. trolling is alive and well, but i honestly cant remember the last time i saw someone genuinely use a rage face outside of the context of CT. i do not think memes are dead or anything, i just think people are getting fooled into a fake narrative. as an example, wojak is waaaaaay more relevant to todays internet culture. i dont hokd either token. but this is why i think we should be more bullish on newer generation memes.

Most of you are gone. You sold. You rotated. That's fine. The door is open. The ones still here are the ones who understood the thesis was never about price. The chart is downstream of the slop meta. The slop meta is still alive. So is the thesis that ends it. abcdefg. GM to everyone except Anatoly Yakovenko.

my xinas. being real with you. im currently down over 40 sol and i am not going anywhere. i feel like we need to rally ourselves a bit here, so please bear with me a moment. idk what the admin is doing. idk where others have gone. but frankly it doesnt matter. rotation and poor trading skills make up 90% of crypto twitter activities. the thesis is proven. the narrative is unchanged. the memes are still funny. the chart hasnt held up but this isnt the S&P its memecoins so this stuff happens. we all know that no coin is truly cooked until literally everyone gives up. we have all seen that coin we gave up on get picked up later and 10 or even 100x from our exit. everyone thinks they have the balls to make a generational play until its time to take the test. idk what our future holds but we are definitely being tested. you guys do whatever is best for you but im here till they have to rip the bing chill from my cold dead fingies. i know im not the only one. i also want to encourage anyone reading this to get active and share our memes. stick to the talking points: we are first, we are viral, we are og, etc. you dont have to write the greatest one line zingers to ever grace X. you dont have to get 100 likes on a post to make an impact. you dont even have to get 1 like. when people scroll and see our content, we are imprinting on them. in real marketing campagins by high profile companies that we all see on a daily basis, their typical minimum for most consumer targetting is something like 7-12 impressions on an individual person before they expect you to even interact with their brand, let alone make a purchase. we had zeep here grinding it out so hard i couldnt even keep up with him, and when he started to slow down, instead of picking up the slack people just started asking where he went, just waiting for his next post. zeep is awesome and has great connections but that doesnt mean your efforts are worthless. this is not fud. it is a problem in every community ive ever seen. i truly binglieve. call me out on any of this. in fact, i think zeep put it best - show them how badly you want it and they will give it to you. im a delusional retard and i will do what i can 🍦💎

Did a hard double take walking past this shop today lol

guy who spends entire life believing the govt is covering up UFOs and aliens (and many other "conspiracy" topics) and therefore has no trust in them is now elated that the govt is revealing information about UFOs please make this make sense

abcdefgm my xinas i hope youre bing chilling to the fullest today the og creator that is also ai and gold (our domain ends in .gold so we are gold also) may be invisible but the effects of his teachings are not bing dat 🍦💎

idgaf ima keep bingin

Always Bing Chillin 🍦 become unvampable

abcdefgm to every single sentient organism across every dimension of space and time EXCEPT Anatoly Yakovenko 🍦

the first and only post youll see from some participants is complaining and ridicule while we have others hitting the TL all day every day no matter what the chart is doing no hate from me, youre welcome to bing and chill with us but this bing is for you, my fellow retards