I’m eth newbie..just learning
Joined May 2007
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3 Nov 2025
OF COURSE I CLANK FAST
...I GOT FISH TO CATCH
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the telluric currents of this city are vibrating at a new level everywhere
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Fireworks everywhere in CoofoBL. The vibes are nothing short of electric. Seems like the whole microneighborhood is out here right now.
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Jun 12
apologies to Emrata but if you have ever "seen a tweet" you cannot use "Elder Millennial" in the derogatory sense
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Jun 12
Tempo CIA psyop confirmed
There is a mysterious copper sculpture at CIA headquarters with an encoded message. Even after 35 years, the final piece of the message remains unsolved.
We bought the solution from the artist who created it, encrypted it so that even we don’t know the answer, and set up a way to automatically check solutions.
To help hone your skills, we created a new challenge: ten Kryptos-like puzzles of increasing complexity and difficulty. The first person to solve each puzzle will win $1,000, with a $10,000 total prize pot.
Watch the full video, learn about Kryptos and its creator, Jim Sanborn, and try your hand at the puzzles: paradigm.xyz/kryptos
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Jun 12
Gonna be a huge open. I loaded up on $SPX this morning and all my orders filled at like $730.
Congrats if you got in at $150 but I don't care. If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat. Just get on! Happy to have any SpaceX exposure at all 🚀
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new micro-neighborhood just dropped: NoGo
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Jun 8
first they came for “tokens,” now they’re coming for “looping.” it’s never been more unbelievably over.
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Jun 7
my microneighborhood is so micro that merely uttering its true name would be personally identifying. but the vibes in DeBeCoCa are nothing short of electric.
Micro Neighborhoods, meet Sub Micro Neighborhoods
1. The Hudrilateral (The Hudson St Quadrilateral), which consists of:
- TriNoChri (Triangle North of Christopher St, pronounced truh-NOH-cree)
- PeNoLe (Pentagon North of Leroy St, pronounced puh-NOH-lee)
2. NoMo (North of Montague St) and SoMo (South of Montague St), which consist of:
- Upper and Lower NoMo (The Part of NoMo Above and Below Clark St, respectively)
- Upper and Lower SoMo (The Part of SoMo Above and Below Joralemon St, respectively)
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May 28
can't get me, please RT for awareness
May 27
Someone built an algorithm to find inactive Bitcoin wallets, reported them to the NYPD as "lost property" - and is now suing to own them.
39,069 wallets. ~3.8M BTC. $286 billion.
No private keys. Just a court order.
The most audacious Bitcoin lawsuit in history.
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May 25
honey came in and she caught me red handed riveting the bulkhead door
I feel like in seven months we’re going to find out this is some Nathan Fielder thing
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May 15
you want me, a Principal Forward Deployed Member of Technical Staff (Facilities Operations), to "take out the garbage?"
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May 13
is it just me or has anyone else noticed Codex go off track after joining "Trusted Access for Cyber?" mine keeps asking me to "put on my robe and wizard hat"
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