Ex-CFO of Dunder Mifflin | Sold Suck it at 20m valuation | Derivative Trader | Shitcoin Specialist TG: @davidwallace

Joined May 2021
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he is shitting on every laundry money product to shill his one, ok. @HusherExchange -> better, faster and cheaper in everything if compare with this anyswapbot shit @EasyBit_com -> cheaper for simple users to swap from a single wallet in top 10 instant exchange list, this anyswapbot its not even 5th
This is one of crypto's biggest business: the 1–2% that instant swap services quietly skim off FixedFloat, ChangeNow, HoudiniSwap, RocketX, StealthEX, SimpleSwap, Sideshift, Changelly... and a new competitor that is here to change the market: @AnyswapBot This market has run for YEARS, and generated $1.5bn revenue in 2025, yet almost nobody checks the math: because the platforms are betting you never will So I did, I sent $1,000 through 10 different swap services, same setup every time: USDC in, USDT out, 1:1 value Best vs worst: a $20.48 gap on a SINGLE $1K swap, ~2%, for moving 1:1 value Then there's anyswap.bot: 995.67 back on 1,000. 0.43% all-in. Settled in about a minute, no login, no KYC: best rate AND fastest in the entire test, and it wasn't close anyswap.bot 🫡
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btw crazy how on his image there is no husher and easybit.... if you want a real comparison table use @SwapSpaceCo
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3x on this $01 dipped a bit right now but still a 3x with lot of liquidity
following chad here i think $01 can be something like similar launches last month like $SATO $FLOOD $LO0P was. betting here
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following chad here i think $01 can be something like similar launches last month like $SATO $FLOOD $LO0P was. betting here
$01 This looks interesting, but I don’t know the team and I haven’t done enough research to trust it yet. It could be legitimate, or it could be a scam. That said, the idea is simple: When people buy $01, the funds go into a reserve instead of being extracted. That reserve is held in yield-bearing dollars, and the yield stays inside the system, increasing the backing per coin over time. The supply is capped at 21 million, and every trade burns a small amount of supply. In theory, fewer coins and a growing reserve means more backing per coin as time passes. If the reserve is real, the contracts work as advertised, and the model proves sustainable, it’s a very interesting experiment. Do your own research before buying anything. zero1.cash/app/trade 0x32708538a107253b51a735a724330a23106ca4ca NOT BUY IN DEX ! ONLY WEB
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David Wallace 〽️ retweeted
*ANTHROPIC TESTING CONFIRMS MYTHOS SUCCESSFULLY EXPLOITED 18 OF 21 WINDOWS KERNEL BUGS DISCLOSED RECENTLY *ANTHROPIC RESEARCH SHOWS MYTHOS EXPLOITS WINDOWS KERNEL FLAWS AT A COST OF $2,000 EACH *ANTHROPIC'S MYTHOS MODEL CREATES WORKING CYBER EXPLOITS FROM PUBLIC VULNERABILITIES WITHIN 31 MINUTES *TRUMP ADMINISTRATION PLANS AI SECURITY EXECUTIVE ORDER TO MITIGATE RISING NATIONAL SECURITY CYBER RISKS
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Replying to @discordiaCLIPS
It’s sad that all the rich people left crypto and it’s now the entire industry is just teenagers in America forcing poor people to do shameful things.
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How Claude Mythos be waiting to get released at the moment

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JUST IN: Claude Opus 4.8 reportedly found a critical Zcash bug that could have allowed attackers to create unlimited coins.
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insane plot twist on the end of this post
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I’ve been drained of $112,708. Earlier this morning, I received a random notification on my phone from Phantom, indicating that I had sent out 1,483 SOL to an address I don’t control. I’ve never connected my wallet to anything, and I’ve never given anyone access or authorized any transactions in the past. I’m at a loss for what to do. This money represents a significant portion of my port, which I’ve earned through various rug pulls i’ve done over the past year & social engineering plays i’ve done on people in the crypto community. I’m truly devastated. I don’t think I’ll be able to live to see tomorrow after this loss. I just don’t understand how this could have happened.
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David Wallace 〽️ retweeted
I was just scammed for $500K by Polymarket. I am "willo2", the top holder of YES on "MicroStrategy sells Bitcoin by May 31st". Here's what happened:
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Hahahaha literally nobody, zero, not a single soul want test this shit
Who wants early access to perps on @opensea ? 👀
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DATs were the worst thing to possibly ever happen to crypto
MICROSTRATEGY SELLS 32 BTC FOR $2.5M AT AVERAGE OF $77.135K: FILING
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you need to clean up your sources of information before the next bull run unfollow every single 'kol' who told you to buy $aster they cant trade, they cant invest they are either stupid or malicious, likely both any kol that chases cope plays instead of giving their followers the obvious winner needs to go $hype was the great separation event you can now see clearly who is worth following and who is not hyperliquid
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May 29
not even my grey market chinese peptide supplier wants my shitty solana coins
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SpaceX millionaires 4,000 x $1mil , 400 x $100 mil Every employee who joined before the first succesful launch made (unless they sold early) more than $100 million. SpaceX lists June 12 at ~$1.75T. Work backward from the cap table. At $1.75T, clearing $100M takes ~0.0057% of the company. - 2002–2008, first ~500 in: joined at a ~$50M company. Held to $1.75T = a 17,000x. The core of the club — maybe 150–250 left holding - September 2008, SpaceX has first successful launch - 2010–2016: joined at $1B–$10B. Needs a senior grant — directors, principal engineers, early Starlink. ~100–200 - C-suite board: Shotwell, Johnsen past $1B. A layer of SVPs below them clears $100M on equity, not salary. ~20–40 - Post-2016: joined at $20B–$350B. To hit $100M you'd have needed ~0.4% of the company. Impossible for an employee. This is the millionaire tier — almost none reach $100M The tally: ~400–500 at $100M A few dozen above $500M A handful of billionaires past Musk Same building. Same mission. Two orders of magnitude apart — set entirely by what year you walked in. Early isn't a strategy. It's a date stamp.
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another $20m revenue this month for $PUMP, when this shit start do $20k a month i will consider crypto dead
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Never seen crypto this dead This is worse than 2022 bearmarket
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$PITCH vs solana world cup coins pitch has the edge cause its actually gamified need more of this on eth and bsc tbh
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solana getting hitler-ized again is so on brand for this chain every cycle it finds a new way to be the main character and its never for the right reasons fresh drama, old chain. some things never change
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retarded take. a gofundme would make him at least 10x of what was done with this coin he didn't created the coin, he just talked about it on livestream when ppl was spamming him. i will add $RICH on this dip, i cant believe cryptodegens don't care to what @chooserich is facing
Rugging a coin to raise money for your cancer treatment is bad karma You could’ve just opened a gofundme instead.
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First mover integrating $GITLAWB. If $GSEA reach 1m will receive a buy from @kevincodex I think its really possible to happen, easy gamble here $250k mc rn 2.5x from previous call
$GSEA now supports $GITLAWB Repositories hosted on gitlawb's decentralized git network can now have a GITSEA on-chain treasury, splits table, royalty streams, credit lines, and insurance policies. Same primitives as GitHub-hosted repos. Same balance sheet. No GitHub account required. gitlawb is a decentralized git platform built on IPFS, libp2p, and DID-based identity. Code lives across a peer network instead of on a central server. Until today, that meant gitlawb maintainers had no path to the economic primitives we ship. Their repos couldn't accept on-chain deposits, couldn't define splits, couldn't borrow against future cash flow, couldn't underwrite insurance. That changes now. The integration ships entirely from our side. No API call into gitlawb, no coordination required with their team. Our RepoVault contract was designed substrate-agnostic. It stores treasuries indexed by bytes32, not by a hardcoded owner/name format. We just taught our hash function to recognize gitlawb's public URL convention. The contracts didn't need a redeployment. The change is in how we derive repo ids on the frontend. What you can do today: Link a gitlawb repo to GITSEA. Visit gitsea.io/app/connect, pick the gitlawb tab in step 3, paste your gitlawb://repos/owner/name URL, sign one transaction. The repo now has a treasury at a deterministic address on Base. Anyone can deposit $GSEA into it. Set a royalty stream between substrates. A gitlawb-hosted parser can stream value to a GitHub-hosted library it depends on, and the dependency's contributors get paid in the same per-second $GSEA flow. The two substrates compose on a single balance sheet. Run both MCP servers in your AI agent. @gitsea/mcp and @gitlawb/mcp co-exist in Claude Desktop, Cursor, or Cline. One agent reads code from gitlawb, opens PRs there, and settles royalties through GITSEA in the same conversation. No glue code, no proxy server, no protocol translation. Nineteen tools from us, fifteen from them, the agent picks what it needs. Open a credit line backed by a gitlawb repo. The collateral kind is unchanged from GitHub-hosted lines. Underwriters using $GSEA don't care what substrate the collateral repo runs on, because the credit oracle scores wallets, not repos. The thesis behind GITSEA is that the economic layer for code should be neutral about where the code lives. GitHub is where most of it lives today, but it's not the only place, and the substrate-agnostic design of our contracts means it doesn't have to be. gitlawb is the first non-GitHub substrate we explicitly support. There can be more. The cross-protocol DID bridge that would let a wallet's gitlawb merge history contribute to its GITSEA credit score is the natural next thing to build. Reach out on GitHub if you want to help design it. test now at gitsea.io/app
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checked everything and looks legit, dev is doxxed and did some other good stuff on @base i think it will moon easy here $100k mc 0x4af1627b1283c3acc95735dd323b32eab0e6bb07 $GSEA
Replying to @gitsea_base
That's the full stack. 9 contracts, all live source-verified on Base mainnet. Web → gitsea.io App - gitsea.io/app Docs - gitsea.io/docs $GSEA // Build with us.
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