Dear citizens of Block City,
once again the Rug Lord unleashes his rotten alchemists to stain the horizon red!
The sick gainz of every Comrade are once more in danger.
So let us stand together and shout the Prayer to the Candle of Frolic from our windows - driving the darkness back into the Drain Plains where it belongs until the whole chainiverse finally blooms green again!
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Oh Candle of Frolic, where art thou? Please tell!
So sudden from joy into terror we fell.
There is no more green, only red - can't you see?
We need no more FUD; give us moon, make it be!
The candle of despair sends fear through the air,
Val Rex alone has the strength it to bear.
Your faith is being tested; don’t fret, don’t scream -
This is nothing to what the Ethernals have seen.
This is the time for the believers to shine,
This cycle is his and mine and thine.
Oh Candle, where art thou?
We long for your warm embrace.
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