AMS to SF transplant. Former @flexport and @edelmanpr, now marketing at @navan

Joined June 2008
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if i had more time i would have made a shorter video
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19 Aug 2025
i rarely have / take the time to watch @tbpn in the middle of the day but man, i read that substack the minute it hits my inbox. 10/10
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17 Jun 2025
literally the plot of top gun maverick
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28 May 2025
final_FINAL_SUN9PM
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15 May 2025
today in prompts that no machine should understand: what's a way of saying "most clear" that still keeps the word "most" but doesn't commit the sin of saying "most XYZ" when it should be "XYZest"
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Very proud of the @Flexport team for launching our new offering for entrepreneurs and small businesses today. Flexport started as a tech-enabled freight forwarding platform, but we have always had a bigger vision. Now we’ve connected our international shipping services with e-commerce marketplaces and retail stores including delivery all the way to consumers’ doors! If you want to learn more and are in Seattle, come meet me and my team and we will show you how our amazing tech can help you grow your business!
12 Sep 2023
Today, we're launching a supply chain revolution for entrepreneurs with the first truly all-in-one, end-to-end global trade solution powering instant access to financing, freight, fulfillment & replenishment to all major marketplaces & retail stores: flx.to/revolution1 (1/3)
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8 Sep 2023
I’ve spent more time on twi— X in the past 48 hours than the 48 weeks before that. #flexport
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Nobody intervened to help a boat at sea level. After hours of surveillance before it sank, somebody decided to let 750 people drown.
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12 Mar 2023
Took me a minute.
14 Jul 2018
Counting down the months/years until my kids are past choking hazard danger and I can put googly eyes on everything in my house.
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Here's a rundown of the rules of talking to media and when reporters can quote you, paraphrase you, or identify you. "On the record vs. off the record vs. on background: how not to give an accidental interview" lulu.substack.com/p/on-the-r…

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9 Oct 2022
A lot of these culture war guys have really missed a beat on the coffee thing, the lib coffee is a Blue Bottle single origin pourover, not a Starbucks latte, which is a borderline red state thing at this point
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT: I stand by everything I tweeted about alpha males. This country is not fulfilling its potential because of soy latte drinking effeminate men. It's time for the young men of America to put the iPhones and Starbucks down and pick up a Bible and eat a steak.
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We launched product today: Density Atlas. Even the best companies in the world have to rely on outdated, anecdotal data –– or no data at all –– to make real estate decisions, despite it being their second biggest expense after payroll. That shouldn’t be acceptable in 2022 👇👇
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22 Sep 2022
Decisions you definitely won’t regret: showing your four year old a bunch of beatboxing videos