new kid on the block ๐จ the fuckboy exterior is to protect my innocent mommas boy heart ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ ๐ ๐ธ instagram.com/evanpitcher
Joined February 2023
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23 Dec 2025
iโll kiss it better as soon as i finishโฆ i promise
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Jun 12
iโm gonna get your throat pregnantโฆ
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Jun 7
iโm gonna do whatever i want to you & ur gonna say โthank you daddyโ
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Jun 3
my employee wanted a promotion, i told him he has to earn itโฆ
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May 29
they were making lots of creamy boy butter and i was cleaning it all upโฆ
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May 27
when i say ill bring you coffee in bed this is what i meanโฆ
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Jan 25
pretty dick tastes best
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May 22
if ur gonna be my boy, you gotta be cool with my buddies using you tooโฆ
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May 20
if you do what ur told then we wonโt have a problemโฆ
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May 15
youโll look prettier with my kids all over your face
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May 13
true story: got a dm saying โiโve seen u around town. letโs meet up in the park and you can film itโ. i never saw his face & we didnโt speak one word to each other ๐
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Feb 12
did i say you could breathe?
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May 8
are you gonna suck me or do i need to fuck ur face?
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