~ ash williams loremaster, horror enjoyer, laser floyd and guitar smashing enthusiast, ape uprising historian ~

Joined April 2018
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“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” well i asked ash williams and he said that book is bound in human flesh and inked in blood
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in another life we’re all camp counselors in the 80s being chased by some masked killer
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Baba O’Riley if it was about a guy trying to hide his boner: penis waistband
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But how many people died in each movie respectively, if only there was someone who could keep track of each dead body, with something like a list, a kill count if you will
the future of cinema is in great hands
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this song is always jumpscaring me like i just got back in my car after being out for 2 mins and all of a sudden
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if you think this movie is “poorly lit” i think you’re stupid sorry. some of the best & most thoughtful lighting i’ve seen in a horror movie in a while
my favorite fucking shot of the movie
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I like the idea of Cooper Tomlinson being Curry Barker’s Bruce Campbell
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was suffering from a terrible allergy headache and sinus pressure all morning. listened to this and I think it quite literally cured me of all ailments???
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Today is National Hug Your Cat Day.
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Coming up to three years of my favourite headline of all time
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woke up this morning to a $500 paycheck
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just read an email that says my car insurance payment is due on 6/7

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RT @thejunebugfreak: Marsha P. Johnson with a Snoopy doll in 1987 Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈
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video quality of a flip flop but i need his smiley face tattooed underneath my eyelids
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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE
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And we will
Prosper Faggot United States, Census, 1900
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pride month as an evil dead fan is great bc we get so much more content and the fandom blossoms like trees in spring 😭
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homosexuals LOVE bruce campbell!!!
happy pride month
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BACKROOMS
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