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This photo has fully broken a good chunk of the Twitter user base. This is hilarious.
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Yeah, it's gonna be the cat. Sorry.
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gun to your head me or cat as a best friend
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Entirely missed the point of a cheese and onion cob. This chefy bollocks looks sweet, especially with the caramelised onions.
The onion in a cheese and onion cob is intentionally raw to match well with the bitter you're drinking.
So, I lived in the UK, and this is why I’ve spent so much time fixing this shit. This is what a cheese and onion sandwich should be (since I had my fair share of that crap)
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I encountered one of these in the gym recently. Needless to say, he was doing bicep curls in the squat rack... 🙄
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I don't care how ripped your upper body is, if your calves are smaller than your forearm's and your thighs smaller than your biceps, you look incredibly silly.
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social) retweeted
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tf that got to do with me?!
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social) retweeted
OK, but can we all agree that these are AMAZING?
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I'm sorry, I don't understand the question.
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Please tell me,how do you all discipline your cat?
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social) retweeted
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Actually, the main culprit is a slightly tubby tortie named Honey.
"No Dad!
It wasn't me who scratched the sofa.
It's SO unfair..!"
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"No Dad!
It wasn't me who scratched the sofa.
It's SO unfair..!"
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social) retweeted
Jun 13
"There was a friendly cat" is an entirely legitimate reason for being late to something.
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Ham and mushroom for #fridayNightPizza this week. Dough was super stretchy so they ended up a bit bigger than normal.
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Cross-section.
Super stretchy means super thin.
I have no idea how it didn't break in the oven.
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I sat next to her on the sofa, and now she looks mortally offended.
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She could grumpy loaf with the very best.
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Torvalds, by any conceivable metric, is a far better human being than Musk.
Linus Torvalds could have been richer than Elon Musk. He chose not to be.
In 2005 his team lost access to the tool they used to manage Linux code overnight. A developer had reverse-engineered it and the company behind it cut them off without warning.
Thousands of developers. No way to collaborate. No backup plan.
Torvalds did not panic. He sat down and built his own version control system from scratch.
In 10 days.
He called it Git. On day one it was already tracking its own source code. Within weeks it was managing the entire Linux project. By end of 2005 Git 1.0 was officially released.
Then he gave it away for free. Open source. No company. No patents. No monetization.
He handed the project off after a few months and went back to working on Linux like nothing happened.
Other people saw what he left on the table.
GitHub built on top of it. 100 million developers. Microsoft bought it in 2018 for $7.5 billion. GitLab went public in 2021 at nearly $12 billion. Today Git controls over 85% of the version control market.
Every app on your phone. Every website you visit. Built using Git.
Torvalds made $0 from any of it.
He built the most used developer tool in history because he was annoyed.
Then gave it away because he believed it should be free for everyone.
And he has never once said he regrets it.
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She loves a head scratch.
Just look at her stupid face!
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That's cute.
Actual HV cable looks like this, and connections aren't made by wrapping one conductor around another, unless you want fire and brimstone, God's wrath type a shit all up in your face.
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social) retweeted
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I’ll be ike "yeah this is my emotional support animal" n it's just a cat who actively works to make my life more difficult
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