“I’m sorry, Senator, but counsel has advised me not to answer any further questions.”

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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin retweeted
I want a pirate radio situation but it’s the sny booth in the NY/NJ boundary waters calling playoff games from a decommissioned water taxi
4 Oct 2024
If Gary Cohen was able to call that Alonso HR he would have lost it completely
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roof down, windows up, heater pointed at my feet
11 Sep 2024
Depending on where you live, you’ve got a few more weeks of prime MX-5 Miata season. What’s your plan for the off-months?
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no one should lose their jobs to ai except for mlb umpires
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26 Jul 2024
Your periodic reminder that town planning used to be an Olympic event. John Hughes won gold for Team GB in 1932.
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I'm on the @wmata train and the juxtaposition of Nats fans and anti-Israel protesters fresh out of a flag burning session is short circuiting my brain.
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Lando about to break another Hungaroring trophy
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I just watched a funeral on the Eastside (Lithonia) that had Outkast as the music but with a churchy, organ twist and I…genuinely cannot believe this shit. 💀
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every tweet on my timeline right now: ITS OVER, GET HIM OUT OF HERE, WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME and it’s about either: - Joe Biden - a Seattle Mariner position player
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many of america’s problems rn would be solved if the dems had one (1) kendrick lamar-tier hater
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4 Jul 2024
you know times are tough when it’s easier celebrating caesar salad’s birthday than america’s birthday
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i know what i’m celebrating tomorrow
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Nats have James Wood’s HS basketball coach here for his MLB debut, so @MatthewVanHoos1 segued from ‘There Goes My Hero’ to ‘You Say It’s Your Birthday’ to the ‘NBA on NBC’ theme cc: @organistalert
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please @MatthewVanHoos1 it would be so funny
26 Jun 2024
They Not Like Us by Kendrick Lamar organ cover ‼️
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin retweeted
Not single or taken but a secret third thing (I plan my life around sports)
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you simply cannot beat the overgrown brutalism look
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29 Jun 2024
Joan Jett complaining about how the MASN app sucks while on the broadcast is hilarious
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