I ask @grok stupid questions so you don’t have to.

Joined August 2019
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Jun 10
hey guys does anyone know any tips for getting across these things
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Doesn’t make it less funny
Sandman’s insane whole chicken river trap just hooked a MONSTER FISH! 🎣😱
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Sing the national anthem @grok
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🚨Virginia Fast Food Owners Drop the Truth Bomb on 52% Price Hikes 🍔 💣 Hey neighbors — we hear you loud and clear. Fast food prices have gone up over 52% in the last 6 years… and you’re furious about it. Here’s the part nobody’s saying out loud: Our average hourly pay has jumped 95% in the exact same timeframe — all because of Virginia minimum wage hikes. We’re not greedy. We’re not price gouging. We’re just trying to pay our teams a real living wage while keeping the lights on and the burgers hot. Higher wages = higher costs. That’s the math. We’re a local Virginia chain that actually cares about our people and our customers. But we can’t absorb 95% wage increases without passing some of it along. So tell us — what would YOU do? Cut team pay? Lower quality? Or keep paying fair wages and explain the reality? Drop your honest thoughts below 👇 (no hate, just real talk)
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How did hippies become libertarians, @grok?
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We doin this shit now
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Not exclusive to TikTok
If you use TikTok, you should read this once. In October 2024, a court clerk in Kentucky uploaded the lawsuit against TikTok with the confidential sections still visible. NPR downloaded it before anyone caught the mistake. By the time the court resealed it, the internet had a copy. What was inside was TikTok's own engineers, in their own words, describing what their app does to a human brain. Not a critic's brain. Yours. Here is what they wrote down. — TikTok ran the math on how long it takes to develop "compulsive use" of the app. The number is 260 videos. With 8-second videos played in rapid-fire succession, that works out to roughly 35 minutes. The company's internal documents call this the compulsive-use threshold. — TikTok's own research describes what compulsive use causes: "diminished analytical ability, impaired memory, contextual reasoning, conversational depth, empathy, and heightened anxiety." That is not a quote from a critic. That is TikTok's own language, in its own internal documents. — A team inside the company called "TikTank" wrote in an internal report that compulsive use on the platform was "rampant." — After 30 minutes of continuous use in one sitting, the company's own documents state that users are placed into "filter bubbles" — algorithmic loops the user did not choose and cannot easily escape. Then there is the screen-time tool — the one TikTok publicly markets as proof it cares. — TikTok ran an experiment on the 60-minute screen-time prompt. Daily teen usage dropped from 108.5 minutes to 107. A reduction of 1.5 minutes. — Internally, the screen-time tool was not measured by whether it reduced screen time. Its top success metric, in writing, was "improving public trust in the TikTok platform via media coverage." — A project manager wrote in internal chat: "Our goal is not to reduce the time spent." Another employee added that the goal was "to contribute to daily active users and retention." — A TikTok executive approved the screen-time feature only on the condition that its impact on the company's "core metrics" was minimal. The lawsuit alleges the company planned to "revisit the design" if the tool ever reduced usage by more than 10%. The "Are you still scrolling?" break videos? An executive admitted in an internal meeting they were "useful talking points" for lawmakers, but "not altogether effective." Then there is the algorithm itself. — An internal report flagged that the For You feed was showing what the company called "a high volume of not attractive subjects." TikTok then retooled the algorithm to suppress those users. Kentucky authorities wrote: "By changing the TikTok algorithm to show fewer 'not attractive subjects' in the For You feed, [TikTok] took active steps to promote a narrow beauty norm even though it could negatively impact their Young Users." That sentence is the entire pitch of the platform, said out loud. — Internally, TikTok also acknowledged that its publicly reported content moderation metrics were "mostly misleading," because they only measured the content the company successfully moderated — never the content it missed. Now read those bullet points again as one continuous case. The company knows the addiction threshold. The company measured it. The company ranked engagement over mental health in writing. The company built a screen-time tool whose internal success metric was PR. The company suppressed people it deemed unattractive to keep you scrolling. The company called its own moderation numbers misleading. None of this is a leaked rumor. None of this is a journalist's interpretation. This is a court filing. The documents are TikTok's. The words are TikTok's. The math is TikTok's. The 14 state attorneys general who signed onto this lawsuit aren't fringe activists. They're a bipartisan coalition. Sources at the bottom: NPR, CNN, AP, Mashable, OPB, The Independent. All citing the same accidentally-unsealed Kentucky filing from October 11, 2024. The next time the company tells you it cares about your wellbeing — the screen-time prompts, the break videos, the safety features, the careful PR statements — remember that its own engineers wrote down, in court-admissible language, that the safeguards were never meant to work. The app is not broken. It is performing exactly as designed. You were the spec.
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ALT Twaimz Knife GIF

Replying to @Timcast
This dude is seeming more and more unhinged every day. If she’s low IQ and insignificant. Why the fuck is the president of the United States talking about her? I’m sorry if u need any more proof maga is cooked. It’s literally this. People aren’t leaving Mega because of Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens. We left when he said he didn’t want our support after he covered up Epstein. Even against the law passed and signed. The more he deflects from that, the war, calling macron more attractive than candance(come on) the war… his disastrous endorsements…. He coming off more and more like my unhinged father arguing with random ppl on fb 🤦‍♂️
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Hey @grok show me what this girl should look like at 40 years old
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Just like that Israel does demonic things
Replying to @Israel
This is demonic
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When COVID happened a bunch of people rushed to get the “cure,” and most of them became unable to criticize it. When Biden happened a bunch of people rushed to get the “cure,” and most of them have become unable to criticize it.
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These videos are so irritating

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Why does O’Hare have a Lot D with a Level C
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Driving down I4 in Florida and your Uber pulls over. What you doing in this situation?
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Grok says leaf blower what do you think
What is Trump’s Secret Service agent holding? 🤔
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Saying have a safe flight isn’t as nice as you think it is
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