The GREATEST of all time, it’s been FUCKING FUN!! #MCFC

Please stop watching football, you do this sport a huge disservice.

Knicks in 5.

What irks me about Bernardo to Real Madrid, is that he’s part of the reason for our consecutive losses to them. In the 2023/24 season, he tried a panenka and missed. This season, he was sent off in a game where we had a chance to do something. Yes, he’s a legend but he could’ve gone anywhere; why Madrid?

At 19, my football dream felt far away. Now, one of my biggest dreams is about to kick-off… Playing at a World Cup 😍🏆 I told my story, yes everything, to @TPTFootball. Read the article here: theplayerstribune.com/tijjan…

🚨BREAKING: As I’ve been told by a close friend of mine last night, Elliot Anderson will officially be a Manchester City player for the upcoming season; LET'S LAUNCH! Manchester City are set to complete the deal during the latter stages/end of the World Cup, as I’ve previously stated. @ManCity will make the Nottingham Forest midfielder their most expensive signing in history, with the transfer fee exceeding £120m. To anyone still worrying, you can breathe; Elliot Anderson is now a Manchester City player. #MCFC

27-years-old and she still doesn’t have a developed frontal lobe. Get Jasmine out, I’ve seen enough. #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

❌ Not true.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⌛️#MCFC

I’m now just waiting for your segment before the World Cup opening ceremony, giving us a lecture on human rights. Oh wait, you won’t be able to.

S. Africa, Brazil and Qatar were all painted a certain way and had their own issues but at no point were they actively stopping players, teams, referee and fans from participating in the biggest sporting event, 3 days before it starts. America gotta be the worst hosts ever

🚨 £45-50m add-ons, is to be expected. Not exactly the worst bit of business, but we could’ve made upwards of £70m last summer. Savinho to @SpursOfficial is a DONE DEAL, however. Also, it’s confirmed that @ManCity will finalise the signing of Elliot Anderson right after the World Cup. #MCFC

The irreparable damage Ope has done to his Love Island career is embarrassing. Lusted all over those two new bombshells just for them to not even mention him? I’ve never seen him show that much teeth before, where is his composure? #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

🚨 Savinho to Tottenham a guaranteed now, as per @szyexcl Fee will be in the region of £45m whatever add-ons required - the deal’s done. #MCFC #THFC

the fee for savinho is basically agreed from what i’m told, it’s just sorting out add-ons

Why is Kevin De Bruyne lower rated than Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard? We’re in 2026, nobody on this app or in real life thinks they’re better. So why make De Bruyne 91 rated, and both Englishmen 93 rated? It’s embarrassing, because as a concept this app is incredible.

He’s basically saying what I’ve said for the past year. Manchester City will beat the charges, relax and wait. #MCFC

Khaldoon Al Mubarak on #ManCity's 115 charges: "Let me be as consistent as I've always been; until we have a ruling I can't say much. Once we have a ruling, believe me, we're going to have a wonderful sit-down together and I'll say everything I've wanted to say for the last three years *laughs*..." [via @ManCity]

Marmoush isn’t going anywhere. He’s happy to see out his contract and play the role he’s currently playing. After all, we’re the ones who offered him £300k a week. #MCFC

Unfortunately, I’m not able to edit this, but the reported fee is around £45-50m, NOT £60m. I’ve just been told £60m is what @ManCity wanted, but they’ve instead accepted a fee worth £45m. And the club are looking for a replacement as we speak.