Shapeshifter
Joined July 2009
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out of town…looking at my last 4 Prozies… feeling like Lottie 🤪✨
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May 13
The only form of ethical consumption under capitalism
so if sucking dick is slavery then that means eating pussy is what?
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May 9
You only live once, so make sure to spend as much time as possible on your computer. You won’t have access to it when you die
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Now that my uncle is a senior citizen he be driving like a yn.. fw that
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My Lyft driver has been faithfully and intently watching a TikTok live battle since the ride started. I’d rather d*e in a Waymo, respectfully.
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are you “i must have background noise at all times” neurodivergent, or are you “background noise drives me literally insane” neurodivergent?
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Neurodivergents will be like 'I'm so tired' and then refuse to sleep because they haven't had enough me time after surviving the day.
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Feb 9
Is there like a moving company w just studs/trans masc? I don’t really want cis men touching my shit
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Feb 6
me when i procrastinate smoking
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ADHD is so crazy cuz why am I dreading doing a drug im addicted to
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Jan 15
why u & yo man having a conversation about me in yall bed while yall in da bed 🤨
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in 57 hours, your soul will begin to look for the exit.
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17 Jul 2025
i feel like nobody understands how much i love to get on...i love to get 2 on....
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8 May 2025
SPOTIFY PREMIUM IS RUNNING ADS???????????????????? WE ARE IN THE END TIMES
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21 Apr 2025
Right in the They/Thems
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16 Mar 2025
if i liked you , theres a poem written about about you
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To be loved by a writer
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14 Mar 2025
Thats like 7 in vamp years nigga. Im a young bitch
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