Existentialist. Programmer. Destroyer of philosophically unsound arguments. | @uchicago BA'17 MS’18
Joined January 2017
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21 Mar 2020
hello @ coworkers I may have admitted my twitter name to u but please don’t follow me
this is the only thing I have left
abandon me
Alyssa Cox retweeted
3 May 2022
Even if the Supreme Court overturns Roe v. Wade, abortion will continue to be safe and legal here in Illinois.
So long as I am governor, we'll protect the right to choose and make it clear that women's rights are not up for debate.
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[Normal Service*] The temporary reroute of [DIRECTION, IF APPLICABLE] [XX] [ROUTE NAME] buses near [LOCATION] has ended.
29 Jan 2021
Immensely grateful to have a boss that allows me to take time for my mental heath and makes sure I have his number to call if I feel alone #bestboss #mentalhealth
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18 Jan 2021
I will never forget the girl from my intro web dev class who kept pronouncing html as “hotmail”
#programming #webdev #coding
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Alyssa Cox retweeted
12 Jan 2021
Since Trump’s almost out of office, I figured this would be a fun time to remind everyone of the weirdest & dumbest sh*t our failed dictator did in the last four years that we totally forgot about.
Starting with a classic:
STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE
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6 Jan 2021
I spoke too soon apparently.
7 Nov 2020
DEMOCRACY PREVAILS
6 Jan 2021
Alyssa Cox retweeted
4 Jan 2021
why does slack being down have the same energy as when teachers didn't show up for class in high school and someone said "we're legally allowed to leave if they don't show up in 15 minutes"
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5 Oct 2020
Imagine being so scared of being 2020 Norway that you’d rather be 1936 Germany
19 Sep 2020
Relevant again
13 Feb 2017
Most everything is terrible but also my cats fur is really, really soft so that's nice
Alyssa Cox retweeted
26 Aug 2020
So Pam Bondi rails against nepotism... and the *very next speaker* is Tiffany Trump.
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26 Aug 2020
So basically the republicans are criticizing Biden for nepotism and financial conflicts of interest.
Kettle. Pot.
31 May 2020
Betcha most of these goons saying “violence is never the answer” supported the Iraq War
30 May 2020
If you don’t know what to do, check in on your friends of color. Hear, listen, understand. Provide support and amplify their voices.