i buy coins | @firstcuminside
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hilarious post in hindsight
20 Sep 2025
pump.fun ($840M), axiom ($300M YTD), photon ($500M in fees)... spot the pattern?
parasites draining billions from users.
leeching off users while they thrive, with nothing to show for it. no equity, no profit shares, no airdrops.
their business model is simple:
users gamble → they collect fees → users drained.
they survive because we accept being treated like customers, not partners. this era will end
memecoins served their purpose by exposing the frauds of the last cycle
AI tokens? same issues, overhyped reruns
the real survivors will be products that serve people, not drain them.
the next wave of crypto = fully onchain businesses:
- real revenue
– value recycled back to holders
– ownership baked in from day one
the casino era wont last forever
something new is coming. a model where users arent the exit liquidity, but the owners...
the parasites showed us what not to be, the next wave will show us what’s possible
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“6 months in a row without a single red day.
140k in dev fees “
Why is creating and bundling your own coins considered trading now? “Hardest working trenchers” while serial deploying is crazy to say 🤣🤣🤣
31 Dec 2025
What a fucking year, 2025 changed my life forever.
6 months in a row without a single red day.
140k in dev fees
No copy traders, no insider, just one of the hardest working trenchers on chain.
I love you all, we keep cooking in 2026.
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Exos retweeted
28 Dec 2025
bros will deploy 50 9k toppers post a pnl of their sol balance and then spam thank god or Alhamdulillah
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Hey guys lets buy memecoins
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Cheers
20 Nov 2025
nvda beat earnings and crypto not looking horrific for the first time in two months
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My dad originally got me into crypto, I onboarded him to have his own wallet. When I was doing shitcoins he was always interested in what I was doing so I told him to send me 2 solana's and I'll trade on a wallet he has access to and can see.
Its been roughly a year with periods of much inactivity in there but he's currently sitting at roughly 130 sol after cashing out ~50 sol along the way. It's so funny to see him texting me everytime its up 500-1000$.
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