But if anyone is hiring software engineers to create musicals with inspiring political messages, uh, hit me up on linkedin!

oh my god is this why i went into management?!?

The hardest part of corporate life is pretending to care about things that don’t matter.

this empire belongs to me

THIS IS LITERALLY REPUTATION IF IT WAS COVERED IN SPARKLES #TSTheLifeOfAShowgirl

When my time to draft came around and CMC was the top available player, I stared at the screen debating between him and the next highest WR. I left CMC on the board and I'm feeling good about that, at least for today!

The only thing I have to add to the NFL male cheerleader discourse is it’s wild how many men clearly don’t enjoy football enough on its own so they require dancers they find sexually attractive to keep their interest. Like do y’all even like ball?

Taylor insisting Travis isn’t dumb 🤝 Travis insisting Taylor is an athlete

Taylor Swift *is* the music industry.

It’s giving my girlfriend who lives in Canada

For my book I’m looking to interview people who have an experience of “the danger of a single story.” Have you had an experience where you felt reduced to one storyline, maybe some category (race, gender, sexuality, etc.), or some other thing that seemed to trump everything else?

taylor swift showing up to sports games and ruining the fragile male ecosystem one arena at a time is my favorite movie. i love it here

Sports bros mad in the comments. I hope Taylor comes to every Chiefs game next season. Yall didn’t care when it was Timotheè Chalomet.

The Panthers are showing up and showing out for Taylor!!

how it feels knowing some dudes night is about to be ruined by 5 seconds of Taylor Swift at a hockey game

Fuck around is over. Find out is about to begin.

Trump/Musk breaking up the day that Sabrina Carpenter drops a single called Manchild could not be more on the nose.

This @pizzahut and @DoorDash integration is the worst. When something goes wrong with your order it’s just apparently no one’s fault.

I’ve recently turned Charlotte Lucas into a verb. “Did you see her new boyfriend?? Girl is Charlotte Lucas-ing hardddd with that one.”

Sorry boss, I can't do any work today, I'm looking at the Chicago Pope memes

A few things to keep in mind during Met Gala discourse: — The Met Gala is a fundraising event that supports the Metropolitan Museum’s Costume Institute. — The Costume Institute preserves historical garments, curates public exhibitions, and educates people on how clothing reflects and shapes culture. — At a time when federal arts funding is being cut, private fundraising like this becomes even more important. — Many cause-driven organizations hold galas, including those focused on the arts, LGBTQ rights, environmental justice, and medical research. — This year’s theme centers on Black dandyism, inspired by Monica L. Miller’s 2009 book Slaves to Fashion: Black Dandyism and the Styling of Black Diasporic Identity. The book explores how Black men transformed a style once imposed upon them into a tool for self-expression, resistance, and dignity. — The Met Gala raises money through ticket sales. Major fashion houses often purchase entire tables and then invite guests to attend wearing their designs. This is money that would otherwise be spent on private marketing—but here, it goes toward a public cultural institution. — Not all clothing is meant to be practical or "presentable" by conventional standards. Some garments are made as artistic statements. Even if you wouldn’t wear something to the office, you can still appreciate the creativity and technical mastery behind it. — Events like this provide work for countless tailors, embroiderers, textile specialists, and artisans—many of whom produce garments entirely by hand. Such artisans also help you appreciate other forms of art, such as theatre and movies, which require costuming.